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（）2.Mr.Knottwasusuallyquitetiredwhenhegothomebecause_________.
A.heworkedveryhard
B.hishomewasfarawayfromtheschool
C.manytelephonecallsdisturbedhim
D.hewasoftenill
（）3.Mr.Knottwentdownstairsbecause______________.
A.thetelephoneinthehallofhissmallhousewasringing
B.thetelephoneinhissmallhousedidn’twork
C.someonewasknockingatthedoor
D.thetelephonerangandheknewhisfriendcalledhim
（）4.WhichofthefollowingstatementsisTRUE?
A.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattwerefriends
B.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattkneweachotherverywell
C.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattdidn’tknoweachother
D.Mr.WattwantedtospeaktoMr.WillKnott
（）5.WhichofthefollowingstatementsisNOTtrue?
A.Either“Watt”or“What”hasthesamepronunciation.
B.Either“Knott”or“Not”hasthesamepronunciation.
C.WhenMr.Knottanswered“WillKnott”,Mr.Wattthought,“Thismanwillnotspeaktome.”
D.Mr.WattthoughtthespeakermustbeMr.JackSmith.
（）6.BothMr.WattandMr.Knottputtheirtelephonesdownangrilybecause____________.
A.Mr.Wattdidn’twanttotellMr.Knotthisname.
B.Mr.Knottdidn’twanttolistentoMr.Watt.
C.Theirnames“Watt”and“Knott”whichhavethesamepronunciationsas“what”and“not”madeitimpossibleforthemtounderstandeachotherandonethoughttheotherwasarudeandstupidman
D.theymadefunofeachother
ANSWER:
BBACDC
Oncetherewasaking.Helikedtowritestories.Hethoughthisstoriesweregood,sohelikedtoshowthemtopeople.Aspeoplewereafraidofhim,theyallsaidthathissiorieswereverygood.
Oneday,thekingshowedsomeofhisbeststoriestoafamouswriter.Hewantedthewritertopraise（称赞）thesestorles.Butthewritersaidhisstoriesweresobadthatheshouldthrowthemintothefire.Thekinggotveryangrywithhimandsenthimtoprison.
Aftersometimethekingsethimfreeandorderedhimtocometohispalace.Againheshowedsomeofhisnewstoriesandaskedwhathethoughtofthem.Afterreadingthem,thewriteratonceturnedtothesoldiersandsaid,“TakemebacktoPrison,please.”
56.Thekingthoughthisstoriesweregoodso______.
A.peoplelikedthem
B．helikedtoshowthemtopeople
C.hedid'
tshowanytothefamouswriter
D．heonlyshowedsometothefamouswriter
57.Thefamouswriterwasthrownintoprisononlybecause______.
A.hesaidtheking'
sstorieswerebad
B．hecouldn'
twritesomegoodstoriesfortheking
C.hewasafraidoftheking
D．hewasafraidoftheking'
sgoodstories
58.Peoplewereafraidofthekingbecause______.
A.thestorieswereinteresting
B．thekingwaskind
C.theywouldbesenttoprison
D．thekingwrotemanystories
59.Againthekingshowedthewritersomeofhisnewstoriesbecause______.
A.hewantedtoknowwhatthewriterthoughtofthem
B．hewantedtosendthewritertoprison
C.hewantedthewritertocopythestoriesforhim
D．hewantedtobeangrywiththewriter
60.Whenwereadthewriter'
swords,“Takemebacktoprison,please”,wecanbesurethat______.
A.thewriterwantedtoseehiswifeinprison
B．thewriterlikedthenewstories
C.thewriterwouldwritesomestorieswhileinprison
D．theking'
snewstorieswerenotgoodatall
Aprettywell-dressedyoungladystoppedataxiinabigsquareandsaidtothedriver,“Doyouseethatyoungmanattheothersideofthesquare?
”“Yes.”Saidthetaxi-driver.Theyoungmanwasstandingoutsidearestaurantandlookingimpatiently（急噪地）athiswatcheveryfewseconds.“Takemeoverthere.”Saidtheyounglady.
Therewasalotofcarsandbusesandtrucksinthesquare.Sothetaxidriverasked,“Areyouafraidtocrossthestreet?
”“Oh,no,”saidtheyounglady.“butIsaidthatIwouldmeetthatyoungmanforlunchatoneo’clock,anditisnowaquartertotwo.IfIarriveinataxi,itwillatleastbeseenasifIhavetriednottobelate.”
（）1.Theyoungwomanstoppedthetaxiandgotinbecause__________.
A.wastootiredtowalkB.wantedtobeseeninahurry
C.wasafraidofbeinglateD.sawthestreetwastoobusy
（）2.Theyoungmanstandingattheothersideofthesquare_____________.
A.hadprobablybeenwaitingforalongtime
B.foundsomethingwaswrongwithhiswatch
C.wasprobablyawaiteroftherestaurant
D.hadjustcomeoutoftherestaurant
（）3.Theyoungwomanhadpromisedtohavelunchwiththeyoungman,but________.
A.shedidn’tkeepherwordB.camelateonpurpose
C.shehatetodothatD.shewaslateforsomereason
（）4.Theyoungwomanwas___________lateforthemeetingofherfriend.
A.twoquartersB.halfaquarter
C.about45minutesD.lessthanhalfanhour
（）5.Thetaxidriverbecamepuzzled（困惑）atfirstbecause___________.
A.thedistancewastooshortB.hethoughtshewouldnotpayhim
C.hecouldn’tgetmuchmoneyD.hedidn’tseetheyoungwoman
KEYS:
BADCA
Oneday,ayoungmanaskedAlbertEinstein,46greatGermanscientist,47thesecretofsuccesswas.Thescientist48himthatthesecretofsuccessishardwork.Afewdays49theyoungmanaskedhimthe50questionagain.Einsteinwasvery51.Hedidnotsay52,butwroteafew53onapieceofpaperand54ittotheyoungman.Theyoungmanlooked55thepieceofpaper.Onitwas56:
A=X+Y+Z."
What57thismean?
"
askedtheyoungman."
Ameanssuccess,"
58theoldscientist."
Xmeanshardwork,Ymeansgoodmethods，andZ…Zmean59talkingandstartto60."
46.A.a
B.the
C.one
D.some
47.A.who
B.whether
C.what
D.which
48.A.told
B.said
C.talked
D.spoke
49.A.ago
B.before
C.earlier
D.later
50.A.easy
B.good
C.different
D.same
51.A.worried
B.happy
C.angry
D.disappointed
52.A.anything
B.something
C.nothing
D.everything
53.A.words
B.word
C.sentences
D.sentence
54.A.tohand
B.hand
C.handed
D.handing
55.A.on
B.up
C.down
D.at
56.A.answered
B.written
C.read
D.found
57.A.will
B.shall
C.does
D.did
58.A.said
B.thought
C.believed
D.told
59.A.goon
B.stop
C.enjoy
D.try
60.A.do
B.read
C.write
D.work
46、B47、C48、A49、D50、D51、C52、A53、A54、C55、D56、B
57、C58、A59、B60、D
Peopleusuallyhatemice,butonemouseownstheheartsofthepeopleallovertheworld—thefamousMickeyMouse.
Alongtimeago,mostfilmshadnosounds.AmannamedWaltDisneymadeacartoonmousethatcouldtalkinthesefilms.HenamedhismouseMickeyMouse.SoonMickeyMousebecameagoodfriendofbothyoungandoldpeople.Childrenlikedtoseetheirlovelyfriend,becausehebroughthappinesstothem.
Mickeyisacleanmouserightfromthebeginning.PerhapsthisiswhypeopleloveMickeyMouse.InhisearlylifeMickeymadesomemistakes.Peoplewereveryangry.TheywrotetoDisneyandsaidthattheydidnotwantMickeytodowrongthings.AsthereweresomethingsthatMickeycouldnotdo,DisneymadeanewanimalnamedDonaldDuck.Healsomadeadog,Pluto.Thisdogdoesfoolishthingsandmakesmistakeswhereverhegoes.NowourMickeyMouseisnotonlyclean,butmoreinteresting,hebecomesabeautifulandcleverstar.Hehashisfriendsinalmosteverycountry.
（）1.MickeyMousefirstcameout____________.
A.onTVB.inthefilmC.intheplayD.inapicturebook
（）2.PeopleloveMickeyMousebecause____________.
A.itcanspeakB.itisclean
C.itisamouseD.itmakesthemhappy
（）3.Thedog,Pluto,is_________________.
A.foolB.cleverC.beautifulD.alivinganimal
（）4.thebesttitleforthepassageis_______________.
A.PlutoB.DonaldDuck
C.MickeyMouseandDonaldDuckD.DonaldDuckandPluto
（）5.WhydidDisneymakeDonaldDuck?
________.
A.BecauseMickeyMouseneededducks
B.BecausethereweresomethingsthatMickeycouldnotdo
C.Becausetherewasadog,Pluto
D.BecauseMickeywasabletodoeverything
BDACB
YourPassport（护照）Please!
Mr.HillarrivesatLondonAirport,attheendofathreeweekholidayinFrance.Usuallyhewearsabeard（留胡须）.Sinceithasbeenhotthere,hehastakenitoff（剃掉）.Buthispassportphotoshowshimwithhisbeard.\$Anofficelooksatthephotoforamoment,andsays:
"
Willyouexcuseme?
Pleasesitdown.Ishan'
tkeepyoulong."
Withthis,hewalksaway,showsthephototoasecondoffice,andsays:
Iknowthatface."
ThesecondofficerlooksatthepassportandaskswhereMr.Hillhascomefrom.
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