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sprobablymyfault,
becauseIlaughatallofhisjokes.
Withmymouthnotwithmyeyes.
IseethegreatrealtorMargaretWilsonishere,"
lookingmorecurvaceousthanever."
Talkaboutyourballoonpayments."
Gloria,dowehavetokeep
thisColombia/Brazilsoccergame?
Yes,Ihaven'
tseenityet.
sbeensittinginthereforfivemonths.
Imean,Icantellyouwhowins.
Andwhataboutthistwo-hour
Antiquesroadshow"
?
llwatchittoday.
Fine.I'
mgonnaplaysomegolf.
No.WhataboutMirabel'
sdaughter'
sQuinceanera?
Ihonestlydidn'
tgetanyofthat.
Mirabel.Sheworksforyou.
Okay.
Herdaughter,Rosalba,iscelebratingherQuinceanera,
her15thbirthday.
Sheinvitedus.Youjustgoingtoignoreit.
Ofcoursenot.Igetthisallthetime.
Ithrowitonmysecretary'
sdesk,
andshesendsthemanOmahasteak.
-Ay,Jay.-What?
!
Manny'
sright.
TheQuinceaneraisveryimportantintheLatinCulture.
Themomentthefatherdanceswithhislittleprincess.
Ay,Iremembermyownfatherholdingmyhand.
Therewasn'
tadryeyeinthecartel.
Butthesepeopledon'
twantmethere.
See,they'
rejustbeingpolite.
mtheboss.
That'
swhatyoutellyourself
soyoucanstayabovethem.
Youjustthrowtheman"
Obama"
Steak
andruntothegolfcourse.
mnottryingtostayabovethem.
Ijustdon'
tthink
Ihavetogoall"
arriba,arriba"
withthem.
-Becauseyou'
rebetterthanthem?
-No,ofcoursenot.
Imean,I'
mbetterthansomeofthem.
Doyouevenknowthesepeople,Jay,hmm?
Orthey'
rejustthebacksyoustepon?
Iknowyouliketomakemeoutasanelitist,
butthetruthis,I'
mclosewiththesepeople.
Thenproveit.Justgototheparty.
Fine.Onehour.Youdrive.
'
CauseIdon'
twanttogivemyvalettickettothewrongguy,
haveyoualloverme.
Ay,Jay.
Wheredoyoukeeppoppingoutfrom?
So,Camhasstartedworkingoutagain,
whichis--it'
s--it'
sgreat.
sfeelinggoodabouthimself,
andIwanthimtobehealthy,
Soitisallgood.
Exceptforonething.
Knock,knock.
Lookwho'
sthere.
Maybethere'
sapersoninthisworld
wholooksgoodinbikeshorts.
Butmyboyfriendisnotthatperson.
AndI-Ican'
ttellhimbecausehegetsincrediblysensitive
abouteventhetiniestcommentconcerninghisphysique.
Hey,IthinkI'
mgonnatakethisspinclasstomorrowmorning.
Oh,sure.
Oh,Igetit.Messagereceived.
Ididn'
tsayanything!
Okay,can'
tyoujustrunlikeanormalperson?
It'
stroga.
swhat?
Youneverheardoftroga?
Ihateitwhenyoudothat.
You'
veneverheardoftroga?
Younevertriedoctopus?
Youneverdidthisamazingthing"
Ijustdiscoveredyesterday
butIpretendlikeI'
vedonemywholelife?
So,trogaistreadmillyoga.
sderigueur.
sde-dorky.
Whatisyourdealtoday?
msorry.Philishostingthatthingtonight,
and--andhe'
sbeenwritingjokes.
Ooh,yikes.
Iknow.
AndI'
mworriedhe'
sgonnahumiliateself
infrontofallthoseimportantpeople.
Ican'
tsayanythingbecause--
No,no.Igetit.Igetit.Igetit.
Becauseitwouldhurthimevenmorecomingfromyou.
Yeah.
Youknow,I'
mkindofgoingthroughsomethingsimilar
withCamrightnow.
-Why?
-He'
sstartedexercisingagain.
Well,that'
sgoodforhim.
Yeah.He'
swearingbikeshorts.
sbadforyou.
mthelastpersonwhocansayanything,
-becausehe'
s...-Yeah.
Okay,wait.No,no.Allright.
Youknowthemovie"
StrangersOnATrain"
Hm,Ineversawit.
veneverseen"
StrangersOnA--"
msorry.Greatfilm.
Butit'
stheseguys
whobothdiscoverthattheywantsomeoneoutoftheirlives.
Uh-huh.
Sooneoftheguysproposestheperfectcrime.
Theywilldoeachother'
smurders.
Weshoulddothat.
Allright,
soIwouldtellCamtolosethebikeshorts?
Keepingmeoutofit.
AndItellPhiltolosethejokes.
Ilikeit.I'
min.
-Allright!
-Iamin!
Hey,Mackenzie.Stopit.It'
sAlex.
Hey,soIwasthinkinglaterwe'
d--
Oh,no.Whateveryouwant.
Callmelater!
OrI'
llcallyoulater,or--
So,who'
sMackenzie?
Youdon'
tknowher.
Oh,IknowMackenzie.
Cute.Popular.
IamMackenzie.
IinventedMackenzie.
Andthewayshe'
smakingmysisterrunaround...
skindoffunny,but...
thaveit.It'
sbadforthefamily.
Whatareyoudoing?
Iwasabouttocall--
Mackenzie?
Yeah,Iknow.
Nowshutupandletmehelpyou.
Theworldisdividedintotwogroups--
coolgirlsandgirlslikeyou.
Andyouhavebeengivenarareopportunity
tomovefromtheformertothelatter.
Thelattertotheformer.
Whatever.Oh,mygod.You'
resuchageek.
Now,doyouwanttobesmart,ordoyouwanttobepopular?
IthinkIwanttobepopular.
Ofcourseyoudo.
Youjustcan'
tbesoobviousaboutit.
vegivenMackenziewaytoomuchpower,
andyouneedtotakesomeofthatpowerback.
sher.
Givemethephone.
Here'
swhatyou'
regonnasay--
Hey,Mackenzie.I'
mbusy.Callmebacklater."
-Thenyouhangup.-Noway!
Thenyou'
renotgettingthephoneback.
Justgiveittome.
mbusy.
Callmebacklater."
Thenyouhangup.
-Ican'
t.-Doit.
-No!
-Doit!
Okay!
Damnyou.
mbusy.Callmebacklater.
Thatwashard.
Ifitwaseasy,everyonewouldbepopular.
Knockknock!
Comeonin!
sopen!
IjustwantedtodropofftheseoldbabyclothesforLily.
Oh,that'
sright.You'
resosweet.
IhopeIdidn'
tcomeatabadtime.
Notatall.
IwasjustdecidingwheretotakeLilyforourbikeride--
Thelakeorthepark.
mleaningtowardsthepark.
Icanseethat.
Youdidn'
thavetodothat.
Youguysareatoucholdclass.
-Well,itisabignightforyou,so.-French.
Thoseguys.
So,haveyougivenanythoughttowhatyoumightsay?
Oh,actually,I'
mtryingnottothinkaboutmyactrightnow.
mkindoffightingtheoldbutterflies,tobehonest.
snormal.
IhearTheJonasBrothersgetscaredbeforeeveryconcert.
NotKevin?
Theguy'
sarock.
EspeciallyKevin.
tbelieveIeverboughtthisforAlex.
Iwishsomebodyhadsaidsomething.
Oh,comeon.Thatwasprobablycute10yearsago.
No,no.Itneverwas.
Andyouknow--
mtheexactsamewayaboutmyclothes.
Mostofthetime,great.
Buteverynowandagain,there'
sthatoneoutfit.
Ijustwishsomebodywouldbehonestwithmeandsay,
Whatyou'
rewearingisinappropriate."
DoyouknowwhatImean?
IthinkIdo,Claire.
IthinkIdo.
Andmyanswerisyes.
Iwouldlovetodressyou.
No,it--Idon'
twantyoutodressme.
No.
And...Ioweittoyoutobehonest,
soI'
mjustgonnasay
thatyouneedtolosethebicycleshorts.
Excuseme?
They'
renotworkingforyou,Cam.
Pleasedon'
ttakethispersonally.
Imean,nobodylooksgoodinbikeshorts.
Ijust--IfeelthatIoweittoyoutobehonest.
So,we'
regood,right?
-We'
regreat.-We'
regreat.
regreat.-Oh,great.
Youshouldprobablyjustshowyourselfout.
Ihear--Ihearsomecryingdownthehallway.
Lookatthat.That'
sagooddad.
Becauseyou'
vegotababy,
andyouheareverylittlesound.
Iwouldn'
thave--Iwouldn'
thaveevennoticed...
crying.
Uh,okay.Allright.
Allyouneedtoknowaboutthisone
isthatSkipWoosnumisawell-knownrealtor
andhe'
sold.
Gotit.
SkipWoosnum.Realtor.Old.
Herewego.
mnotsayingrealtorSkipWoosnumisold,
butthefirstpropertyheeversold...
wasacave.
renot,uh...
notlaughing.
Whyaren'
tyoulaughing,uncleMitchell?
causehedoesn'
tthinkit'
sfunny,
ormaybe--maybeyoudon'
tthinkI'
mfunny.
Isthatwhatyou'
resaying,Mitch?
No,it'
s...
Ijustgotit!
Oh.Cave!
-Thatone'
skindofathinker.-Yes!
Thereheis.
Allright,now.
Knockitoff,Jay.
tknowanyone'
snamehere.
Areyoukiddingme?
Carlos!
Luckyguess.
mluckyonlyoneturnedaround.
Listen--Ineedafavor.
IoverestimatedthenumberofpeopleIknowatthisparty.
Soyougoaround,introduceyourself,
andI'
llhearthenames.
Yourealizeyou'
reaskingme
tohelpprovemyownmotherwrong.
llpaytwobucksperintroduction.
Allright,well,that'
sRamona.
She'
scrazyforbingo.
Ramona.
Gloria!
Stopbeingsuchasnob.
ComeoverandmeetmyfriendJulioandhiswife--
uh,I'
msorry.Yournameagain?
Kay?
Ithinkyou'
rereallygonnahititoffwithKay!
Imean,she'
sgonnatellmehowtodress?
Sheoughttosticktothingssheknowsmoreabout,
likeovercookingsalmon.
Okay,wait.
So,sheactuallysaid
thatyoudon'
tlookgoodinbicycleshorts?
Yes.
tlookgoodinbicycleshorts"
.
Madness.
Oh,andheresheis.
Okay,youknowwhat?
Ican'
tbehere.
m--I