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Orplaywith,orsimplylethang...

OpeningCredits

TheTheater,theplayhasendedandeveryoneisapplauding. 

Assoonasthecastleaves,thegangallgroanandsitdownheavily.]（直到演员离场，大伙们）

God.Ifeelviolated.（我感觉被亵渎了）

Monica:

Didanybodyelsefeeltheyjustwantedtopeeltheskinofftheirbody,tohavesomethingelsetodo?

（staringatawomanacrosstheroom）Ross,teno'

clock.

Isit?

Feelsliketwo.

No,teno'

What?

（sighsandgesturestoexplain）There'

sabeautifulwomanateight,nine,teno'

clock!

Oh.Hel-lo!

She'

samazing!

ShemakesthewomenthatIdreamaboutlooklikeshort,fat,baldmen!

（她使我的梦中情人看起来是个又矮又胖的秃顶男人）

Well,goovertoher!

snotwithanyone.

Ohyeah,andwhatwouldmyopeningline（开场白）be?

'

Excuseme.Blarrglarrghh.'

Oh,c'

mon.She'

saperson,youcandoit!

Ohplease,couldshebemoreoutofmyleague?

（她还有让我更加配不上的地方吗？

）Ross,backmeuphere.

Hecouldnevergetawomanlikethatinamillionyears.

Thankyou,buddy.

Oh,oh,buty'

know,youalwaysseethesereallybeautifulwomenwiththesereallynothingguys,youcouldbeoneofthoseguys.

Youcoulddothat!

Y'

think?

All:

Yeah!

OhGod,Ican'

tbelieveI'

mevenconsideringthis...I'

mveryveryawareofmytongue...

C'

mon!

Heregoes.（Hewalksovertoherbutjuststandsthere.）

Aurora:

...Yes?

Hi....um...okay,nextword...wouldbe...Chandler!

Chandlerismyname,and,uh...（Heclearshisthroatnoisily）...hi.

Yes,yousaidthat.

Yes,yesIdid,butwhatIdidn'

tsaywaswhatIwasabouttosay,whatIwantedtosaywas,uh...wouldyouliketogooutwithmesometime,thankyou,goodnight.（Hewalksbacktotheothersbutshecallshimback.）

Chandler?

（Joeyentersfrombehindacurtain. 

Theothersalltalkatonce.）

Hey!

You'

reinaplay!

Ididn'

tknowyoucoulddance!

Youhadabeard!

Whadjathink?

（Pause）

...Hey!

mon,youguys,itwasn'

tthatbad.ItwasbetterthanthatthingIdidwiththetrolls,atleastyougottoseemyhead.

（admitting）Sawyourhead.Sawyourhead.

（runningback）Shesaidyes!

!

Shesaidyes!

（ToJoey）Awfulplay,man.Whoah.（ToAll）Hername'

sAurora,andshe'

sItalian,andshepronouncesmyname'

Chand-lrr'

.'

.IthinkIlikeitbetterthatway.（ToJoey）Oh,listen,theushergavemethistogivetoyou.（Hefishesacardoutofhispocket.）

Whatisit?

TheEstelleLeonardTalentAgency.Wow,anagencyleftmeitscard!

Maybetheywannasignme!

Basedonthisplay?

...Basedonthisplay!

CentralPerk,everyoneelseisthereasChandlerenters.]

Hey,kids.

Hey.

（readingMonica'

spalm）No,'

causethislineispassion,andthisis...justaline.

Well,Ican'

vebeenherealmostsevensecondsandyouhaven'

taskedmehowmydatewent.

Oh,right,right.Howwasyourdate,'

?

Itwasunbelievable.I-I'

venevermetanyonelikeher.She'

shadthemostamazinglife!

ShewasintheIsraeliarmy...

（AflashbackofAuroraandChandlerontheirdateinCentralPerkisdenotedbyitalics.）

...Luckilynoneofthebulletshittheengineblock.So,wemadeittotheborder,butjustbarely,andI-...I'

vebeentalkingaboutmyselfallnightlong,I'

msorry.Whataboutyou?

Tellmeoneofyourstories.

Alright.OnceIgotonthesubway,right,anditwasatnight,andIrodeitallthewaytoBrooklyn...justforthehellofit（只是为了好玩）.

Wetalked'

tilliketwo.Itwasthisperfectevening...moreorless.

...AllofasuddenwerealisedwewereinYammon.

Oh,I'

msorry,so'

we'

is?

We'

wouldbemeandRick.

Who'

sRick?

Myhusband.

Ooooohhh.

Oh,soyou'

redivorced?

No.

msorry,thenyou'

rewidowed（寡妇）?

...Hopefully?

No,I'

mstillmarried.

Sotellme,howdo-howdoyouthinkyourhusbandwouldfeelaboutyousittingherewithme?

...Slidingyourfootsofarupmypantlegyoucancountthechangeinmypocket?

Don'

tworry.Iimaginehe'

dbeokaywithyoubecausereally,he'

sokaywithEthan.

Ethan?

There'

s,there'

sanEthan?

Mmmm...Ethanismy...boyfriend.

Soexplainsomethingtomehere,uh,whatkindofarelationshipdoyouimagineushavingifyoualreadyhaveahusbandandaboyfriend?

Isupposemainlysexual.

...Hm.

Oh.I'

msorryitdidn'

tworkout.

What'

notworkout'

I'

mseeingheragainonThursday.Didn'

tyoulistentothestory?

Didn'

Imean,thisistwisted!

Howcouldyougetinvolvedwithawomanlikethis?

Well,y'

know,Ihadsometroublewithitatfirsttoo,butthewayIlookatitis,Igetallthegoodstuff:

allthefun,allthetalking,allthesex;

andnoneoftheresponsibility.Imean,thisiseveryguy'

sfantasy!

Oh,yeah.Thatisnottrue.Ross,isthisyourfantasy?

No,ofcoursenot!

（Thinks）...Yeah,yeah,itis.

Soyouguysdon'

tmindgoingoutwithsomeoneelsewho'

sgoingoutwithsomeoneelse?

Icouldn'

tdoit.

Goodforyou,Joey.

WhenI'

mwithawoman,IneedtoknowthatI'

mgoingoutwithmorepeoplethansheis.

know,monogamy（一夫一妻制）canbea,uh,trickyconcept（复杂的概念）.Imean,anthropologically（人类学）speaking-

（Theyallpretendtofallasleep.）

Fine.Fine,alright,nowyou'

llneverknow.

We'

rekidding.C'

mon,tellus!

Alright.There'

satheory,putforthbyRichardLeakey-

（Theyallfallasleepagain.）

MonicaandRachel'

s,RachelisthereasenterexceptJoeyenter.]

Tah-daaah!

Arewegreetingeachotherthiswaynow?

CauseIlikethat.

Icleaned!

Ididthewindows,Ididthefloors...Ievenusedalltheattachmentsonthevacuum（吸尘器）,exceptthatlittleroundonewiththebristles,Idon'

tknowwhatthat'

sfor.

Ohyeah,nobodyknows.Andwe'

renotsupposedtoask.

Well,whaddyathink?

Veryclean!

Itlooksgreat!

Terrific!

...Oh!

I-Iseeyoumovedthegreenottoman（垫脚凳）.

Uh-oh...

How-howdidthathappen?

Idunno..I-Ithoughtitlookedbetterthere.AndI-andalso,it'

sanextraseataroundthecoffeetable.

Yeah,yeah,it'

sinteresting..buty'

knowwhat?

Justforfun,let'

sseewhatitlookedlikeintheoldspot.（Shemovesit.）Alright,justtocompare.Let'

ssee.Well,itlooksgoodtheretoo.Let'

sjustleaveitthereforawhile.

（toRachel）Ican'

tbelieveyoutriedtomovethegreenottoman.

ThankGodyoudidn'

ttrytofanoutthemagazines.Imean,she'

llscratchyoureyesrightout（把你眼睛挖出来）.

Youguys,Iamnotthatbad!

Yeah,youare,Monica.RememberwhenIlivedwithyou?

Youwerelike,alittle,y'

know,（psycho）Ree!

Ree!

Thatissounfair!

Ohc'

Whenwewerekids,yourswastheonlyRaggedyAnndollthatwasn'

traggedy!

（我们小时候，只有你的破烂布娃娃是唯一不烂的）

Okay,soI'

mresponsible,I'

morganised（井井有条）.Buthey,Icanbeakook（邋遢）.

Alright,youmadcapgal（疯婆子）.Trytoimaginethis.Thephonebillarrives,butyoudon'

tpayitrightaway.

Whynot?

Becauseyou'

reakook!

Insteadyouwaituntiltheysendyouanotice.

Icoulddothat.

Okay,uh,youletmegogroceryshopping,andIbuylaundrydetergent,butit'

snottheonewiththeeasy-pourspout.

Whywouldsomeonedothat?

...Onemightwonder.ButIwouldbefinewiththat

-Chandler:

Someone'

sleftaglassonthecoffeetable.There'

snocoaster（杯垫）.It'

sacolddrink,it'

sahotday.

Littlebeadsofcondensation（凝结的小水珠）areinchingtheirwaycloserandclosertothesurfaceofthewood..

STOPIT!

...OhmyGod.It'

strue!

WhoamI?

Monica?

reMom.

（Monicagasps.）

（Joeyentersandhe'

sonthephone.）

（onphone）Uhhuh..uhhuh...ohmyGod!

Okay!

Okay,I'

llbethere!

（Hehangsupandtoall.）Thatwasmyagent.（Hetossesandcatchesthephone.）Myagenthasjustgottenmeajob...inthenewAlPacinomovie!

OhmyGod!

Whoah!

Well,what'

sthepart?

Canyoubelievethis?

AlPacino!

Thisguy'

sthereasonIbecameanactor!

"

I'

moutoforder?

Pfeeeh.You'

reoutoforder!

Thiswholecourtroom'

soutoforder!

"

Seriously,what-what'

JustwhenIthoughtIwasout,theypullmebackin!

mon,seriously,Joey,what'

...I'

mhis（mumbles）

..You'

re,you'

re'

mahmahmah'

what?

mhisbuttdouble（臀部替身）.'