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tlook
likeIwouldonanyotherdate.
Thisisthedate--
thenightI'
llalwaysremember.
Iwanttolookspecial.
Bridal.
ButnotlikeIexpectanything.
There'
snothingIlovemore...thanadumbblonde
withdaddy'
splastic.
Didyouseethisone?
Wejustgotitinyesterday.
Isthislow-viscosityrayon?
Yes.Ofcourse.
Withahalf-loop
top-stitchingonthehem?
Absolutely.It'
soneofakind.
simpossibletouse
Ahalf-looptop-stitching...
onlow-viscosityrayon.
Itwouldsnagthefabric.
Andyoudidn'
tjustgetitin.
IsawitintheJuneVogue
ayearago.
Soifyou'
retryingtosellit
forfullprice...
youpickedthewronggirl.
Girls,thisisit.
Inafewhours...
llbethefuture
Mrs.WarnerHuntingtonIII.
Wow.Youlooksobeautiful.
Sodoyou.
Let'
sgetoutofhere.
Mustbestrange
havingsuchperfecteyes.
God,you'
resowonderful.
Elle,thankyou.
Here'
stous.
Tous.
OneofthereasonsIwanted
tocomeheretonight...
wastodiscussourfuture.
AndIamfullyamenable
tothatdiscussion.
Good.Youknowhow
we'
vebeenhaving...
allkindsoffunlately?
Well,Harvard
isgonnabedifferent.
Lawschoolis
acompletelydifferentworld...
71
andIneedtobeserious.
72
Ofcourse.
73
Myfamilyexpectsalotfromme.
74
-Right.
-Iexpectalotfromme.
75
Iplanonrunning
forofficesomeday.
76
Ifullysupportthat.
Youknowthat.
77
Absolutely.
Butthethingis...
78
ifI'
mgoingtobeasenator
bythetimeI'
mthirty...
79
Ineedtostopdickingaround.
80
Warner,Icompletelyagree.
81
That'
swhyIthink
stimeforus...
82
Elle,poohbear...
83
-Ido.
-Ithinkweshouldbreakup.
84
What?
85
vebeenthinking,
andit'
stherightthingtodo.
86
You'
rebreakingupwithme?
87
Ithoughtyouwereproposing.
88
Proposing?
89
Elle,ifI'
mgoingtobe
asenator...
90
IneedtomarryaJackie,
notaMarilyn.
91
rebreakingupwithme
becauseI'
mtooblonde?
92
No.That'
snotentirelytrue.
93
Thenwhat?
Myboobsaretoobig?
94
Elle,yourboobsarefine.
95
Sowhenyousaid
thatyouwouldalwaysloveme...
96
youwerejustdickingaround?
97
Elle,Idoloveyou.
98
Ijustcan'
tmarryyou.
99
Youhavenoidea
ofthepressurethatIamunder.
100
Myfamilyhas
fivegenerationsofsenators.
101
Mybrother'
sinthetopthree
atYaleLaw.
102
Hejustgotengagedto
aVanderbilt,forChrist'
ssake.
103
Badsalad.
104
Sweetie...
105
Poohbear?
106
snotlikeIhaveachoice
here,sweetheart!
107
Yougetthecar,
llgetthecheck.
108
Iwon'
tbehavingthesalad.
109
Letmetakeyouhome.
110
Elle,believeme.
Ineverexpectedtodothis...
111
butIthink
stherightthing.
112
Howcanitbetherightthing
whenwe'
renottogether?
113
Ihavetothinkofmyfuture...
114
andwhatmyfamilyexpects
ofme.
115
Soyou'
rebreakingupwithme...
116
becauseyou'
reafraid
yourfamilywon'
tlikeme?
117
Everybodylikesme.
118
EastCoastpeoplearedifferent.
119
BecauseI'
mnotaVanderbilt,
suddenlyI'
mwhitetrash?
120
IgrewupinBelAir!
121
Acrossthestreet
fromAaronSpelling!
122
Mostpeoplewouldagree
that'
salotbetter...
123
thansomestinkyoldVanderbilt!
124
Itoldyou.
Ineedsomeoneserious.
125
mseriouslyinlove
withyou.
126
Isn'
tthatenough?
127
Poohbear,justgetinthecar.
128
llruinyourshoes.
129
Morning,Amy.
130
Elle,it'
sAmy.
131
mhavingtrouble
withthiswholelip-linerthing.
132
-Sweetie,didn'
tyouhear?
-Hearwhat?
133
sterrible.
Hedumpedher.
134
Whyme?
135
Becauseyou'
renotgonna
rememberanythingaftertonight.
136
Oh,you'
rewrong.
137
Iwillremember,nomatterwhat.
138
AndI'
mnevergonnaloseyou
again.
139
Youcouldn'
t.
140
reapartofme.
141
Iloveyou.
142
Liar!
143
Honey,
youhavetoleavethisroom.
144
sbeen,like,aweek.
145
-So?
-Drinkthis.
146
Whatalwaysmakesus
feelbetter...
147
nomatterwhat?
148
Shehadeight
grilledcheesesandwiches.
149
Shestuffedthem
inhermouthallatonce.
150
Itwassosad.
151
Wethoughtshe'
dbethefirst
towalkdowntheaisle...
152
andnowshe'
stotallyadrift.
153
Totally.
154
Shehasn'
tconditioned
herhairinaweek.
155
Maybeshe'
sgoing
forthegrungelook.
156
Andhernails
arefull-onchipped.
157
Sotrailerpark.
158
Oh,myGod!
Doyouknowwhothisis?
159
-That'
sWarner'
solderbrother!
-Who?
160
ThirdyearYaleLawstudent
PutnamBowesHuntingtonIII...
161
andhisfiancee
LayneWalkerVanderbilt...
162
firstyearYaleLaw."
163
Thisisthetypeofgirl
thatWarnerwantstomarry!
164
ThisiswhatIneedtobecome
tobeserious!
165
Practicallydeformed?
166
No.Alawstudent.
167
Lawschool?
168
saperfectly
respectableplace,daddy.
169
youwerefirstrunnerup...
170
attheMissHawaiianTropics
contest.
171
Whyareyougonna
throwthatallaway?
172
GoingtoHarvard
istheonlyway...
173
llget
theloveofmylifeback.
174
Sweetheart,
youdon'
tneedlawschool.
175
Lawschoolisforpeople...
176
whoareboringandugly
andserious.
177
Andyou,Button,
arenoneofthosethings.
178
HarvardLawSchool?
179
sright.
180
Butthat'
satopthreeschool.
181
Oh,Ihavea4.0.
182
Yes,butyourmajor
isfashionmerchandising.
183
Harvardwon'
tbeimpressedthat
youacedHistoryofPolkaDots.
184
Whatareyourback-ups?
185
tneedback-ups.
mgoingtoHarvard.
186
Well,then,you'
llneed...
187
excellentrecommendations
fromyourprofessors.
188
Andaheck
ofanadmissionsessay.
189
Right.
190
Andatleasta175
onyourLSATs.
191
Ioncehadtojudge
atighty-whiteycontest...
192
forLambdaKappaPi.
193
Trustme,Icanhandleanything.
194
195
rewelcome.
196
BecauseIhaveametrabolism--
197
-Ihaveareallyhighmetrab--
-It'
smetabol...
198
Oh,myGod.
199
Whatareyoudoing?
200
ReadingabouttheLSATs.
201
Mycousinhadthat.
202
Apparently,youget
areallybadrashonyour...
203
TheLSATsareanexam.
204
Girls,I'
mgoingtoHarvard!
205
-Youmeanlikeonvay-kay?
-Let'
sallgo!
206
Roadtrip!
207
No.I'
mgoing
toHarvardLawSchool.
208
Why?
209
Elle,now,Iknow
reupsetaboutallthis...
210
butcan'
tyoujusttakeaPercoset?
211
OnceWarnerseesme
asaseriouslawstudent...
212
he'
lltotallywantmeback.
213
sacompletelybrilliant
plan!
214
Butisn'
tithard
togetintolawschool?
215
IhadthehighestGPA
inDeltaNu.
216
Oh,well.
Here,you'
regonnaneedthis.
217
Yourscrunchy?
218
Myluckyscrunchy.
IthelpedmepassSpanish.
219
YoupassedSpanishbecause
yougaveProfessorMontoya...
220
alapdanceafterthefinal.
221
Yeah...luckily.
222
MynameisElleWoods,
andformyadmissionsessay...
223
mgonnatellallofyou
atHarvard...
224
whyI'
mgonnamake
anamazinglawyer.
225
Aspresidentofmysorority...
226
mskilledatcommanding
theattentionofaroom...
227
anddiscussing
veryimportantissues.
228
Ithascometomyattention
thatthemaintenancestaff...
229
isswitchingourtoiletpaper
fromCharmin...
230
togeneric.
231
Allthoseopposedtochafing
pleasesay"
aye."
232
A--neithertypeofopera...
233
orneithertypeofrap
isonsale.
234
B--neithertypeofjazz...
235
andneithertypeofopera
236
C--neithertypeofopera
andneithertypeofsoul--
237
Party!
DeltaNu,weloveyou!
238
mabletorecall
hundredsofimportantdetails...
239
atthedropofahat.
240
Hey,Elle,
doyouknowwhathappened...
241
onDaysofOurLivesyesterday?
242
Why,yes,Margot,Ido.
243
Onceagain,wejoinHope
inthesearchforheridentity.
244
Asyouknow,she'
sbeen
brainwashedbytheevilStefano.
245
Getsetandgo!
246
Oneforty-three.
247
Ifeelcomfortableusing
legaljargonineverydaylife.
248
Iobject!
249
shere!
250
-What?
251
TheLSATscores!
It'
252
Openthescores!
253
What'
sthescore?
254
-Thisissoexciting.
-Tellus!
255
Whatisit?
256
Oneseventy-nine!
257
258
Andthat'
swhy
youshouldvoteforme...
259
ElleWoods,futurelawyer
fortheclassof2004.
260
Shedoeshavea4.0fromCULA...
261
andshegota179onherLSATs.
262
Afashionmajor?
263
Well,sir,
veneverhadonebefore...
264
andaren'
twealways
lookingfordiversity?
265
Herlistofextracurricular
activitiesisimpressive.
266
ShewasinaRickyMartinvideo.
267
Clearly,
she'
sinterestedinmusic.
268
Shealsodesigned
alineoffauxf
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