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offtheedgeoftheworld.We

willgountilwecangonomore…

Suddenlythereisanear-splittingSCREECHandtheentireboatrocksviolentlyasitrunsaground.

TheLOOKOUTisthrownfromhiscrow'

snest…andCRASHESstraightthroughthedeckrightinfrontofEricson.Hispainedvoicefloatsupfromtheblackhole.

LOOKOUT

…Landho.

Ericsonwheelsaboutjustasthefogpartsoffthestarboardbow.

Abeautifulrusticcoastlinestretchingoffasfarastheeyecansee.

LEIF

（gasps）

ByOdin'

sbeard…

EXT.THENEWWORLD-AHARBOR-SUNSET

Olaffinishesdiggingaholeinthesand.Hebacksaway,terrified,asburlyVikings,ledbyEricson,muscletheIRONBOXovertotheholeandquicklyburyit.Ericsonturnstoanexotic-lookingEurasianWITCH.

Bequick,Witch.Letthedeed

bedone.

TheWitchunravelsascrollandrecites:

WITCH

OhLoki,ancientone.Thymischief

dwellnowinwaters,baseand

bland.Andinwavesandsandthy

magicforeversleep…

AstheWitchspeaks,astrongwindkicksupandablackwallofcloudsappears.TheskyexplodesinTHUNDERandLIGHTNING.Themenlookaboutfearfully.

ERICSON（CONT.）

Backtotheshipmen,hurry.

Captain,you'

vediscoveredanew

world.Itisyourrighttonameit.

LeavethattotheItalians.We'

re

nevercomingbackhere.Never.

Thislandisnowcursed.

DISSOLVETO:

ASIGN:

'

BEACHCLOSED-RAWSEWAGE-NOSWIMMING'

EXT.BEACH-PRESENTDAY

Hot,smoggyandpacked.Cityscapeoftoweringskyscrapersstandsinthehazejustbeyondthecrowdedbeach.

SUPER:

EDGECITY-THEPRESENT

Acaffeine-drivenD.J'

svoiceboomsoverthebeach-goers'

radios.

D.J.（V.O.）

Yessiree,it'

safour-alarm

sizzlerouttheretodaywithhighs

intheupperninetiesandno

reliefinsight.Wehaveathird

stagesmogadvisoryandametro

trafficgridlockalert.

Flourocarbonsareup,theDow

Jonesisdownandwe'

reexpecting

anotherSpikeLeemovieany

second.Inotherwordsfolks,

it'

sjustanotherbee-youtiful

dayinEdgeCity.

CameraENDFRAMESonanindustrialbargemarked"

DepartmentofSanitation."

Acrane'

scablelinedisappearsunderwater.

EXT.UNDERWATER-SAMETIME

SCUBAWELDERSrepairacracked,scumspewingpipe.Onediverhitssomethinghardwithhisdredger.Heunearths…

THEANCIENTIRONBOX

RustandbarnaclespartiallyobscuretheengravedimagesofNorsegodsanddemons.

THEDIVERwedgeshisscubaknifeunderthecorrodedlock.Erie'

MASK'

themeSFXriseashetriestopryopenthelid.

SuddenlythePIPELINEBREAKSFREE,crushingthediverandcrackingopenthebox.

SOMETHING（seenonlyinripplingshadow）explodesoutoftheboxonacloudofbubblesandshootstowardthesurface.

EXT.WATER

TheMasksurfacesinthef.g.aslighteningEXPLODESacrossthedistantcityscape.

CUTTO:

EXT.EDGECITYBANK

Abannerdisplaystheirproudmotto:

"

WEBANKONTOMORROW."

EXT./INT.EDGECITYBANK

CHARLIESCHUMACHER（30'

s）gazesoutthewindowfromhiscluttereddeskasthecrackofTHUNDERechosthroughtheurbancanyons.

CHARLIE

Lookatthosecloudsrollin'

in,

man.Freakyweather.

STANLEYIPKISS,abright0eyedamiableyoungaccountexecpausesbyCharlie'

sdeskanddropsoffaprint-out.

STANLEY

HeyCharlie,canyougooverthese

stats?

We'

resupposedtohave

acompletereportbeforelunch.

Charlietakesonelooksatthecomplexprint-outsandtossesthemback.

Woah.SorryStanley,Ijusthad

myweavetightenedandmyhead

iskillingme.Beapalandtake

thoseovertoHinkleman,willya?

MAGGIE,acuteyoungblondenowstrollsby.

MAGGIE

Higuys.Didyouhaveanyluck

withthoseconcerttickets

Stanley?

Stanleyperksupatthesightofher.

Isuredid.Fridaynight,just

likeyouwanted.

Oh,Stanley,that'

swonderful.

WhattimeshouldIpickyouup?

Gee,Idon'

tknow.Mybest

girlfriendjustgotintotownand

Iknowshe'

dlovetogo.Canwe

getanextraticketforher?

Well…uh,actuallyit'

ssold

out.Iwaskindaluckytoget

these.

She'

sonlygoingtobeintown

acoupleofdaysandIjustcan'

t

lethersitathomeallalone.

Areyousurethereisn'

tsomething

wecando?

Stanleyconsidersthesituationforamoment,thenpullstheticketsoutofhispocket.

Youknowwhat?

Here.Youtwo

go.

OhStanley,Icouldn'

tdothat.

Noreally.Goahead.It'

sokay.

Ihateconcertsanyway.Allthat,

youknow…musicfloatingaround.

MaggiesnatchestheticketsfromStanley'

shand.

Thatissosweet.Sheila'

sjust

goingtolovethis.

SomaybeyouandIcanget

togetherovertheweekend?

I'

mnotsurewhat'

sgoingon,but

justgivemeacall.Youknow

Iliketobespontaneous.

Oh,sure.Metoo.

StanleyIpkiss,youarethenicest

guy.

Maggiegiveshimaquickair-kissandhurriesofftoherteller'

swindow.

That'

sit.

What?

Thekissofdeath.Assoonas

theyusethe"

N"

wordit'

sall

over.

SomaybeIamaniceguy.So

what?

Youarearug.Iamtalking

astro-turfhere.You'

reletting

thesewomensharpentheircleats

onyou.

Hey,I'

magentleman.Ifthey

can'

tappreciatethat,it'

stheir

problem.

Youspendtoomuchtimebeing

"

nice"

toagirl,you'

llwindup

sittin'

aroundlisteningtoher

complainaboutthesonofabitch

shereallyloves.

Charlie,youareaverysick

puppy.

Wakeup,Stanley!

Thesearethe

nineties.We'

redealingwithan

entiregenerationofdysfunctional

lovejunkies.Youcan'

tromance

'

em.Yougottaconfuse'

em.It'

theonlythingthatgetstheir

attention.

（pauses）

Letmedemonstrate.Youseethat

girloverthere?

StanleylooksoveratthecoffeeservicewhereanattractiveyoungWOMANispouringherselfacupofcoffee.

CHARLIE（CONT.）

HiLisa.

LISA

（forgetshisname）

Oh,hi…

Charlie.

sright.Sorry.

Lisa,thismayseemalittleodd,

butmyfriendoverthereandI

werehavingthisdiscusionand

Ithoughtmaybeyoucouldsettle

itforus.

llhelpoutifIcan.

（sheepishly）

Actually,Idon'

tknow…this

iskindofapersonalquestion.

sokay.Goahead.

Alright.Justforthesakeof

argument,ifIwasn'

tahappily

marriedman…amIthekindof

guyyou'

dgooutwith?

Oh,um…Idon'

tknow.

Well…yeah.IguessIwould.

Lisa,Ihaveterrificnewsfor

you.

mnotmarried!

Isthisperfect

orwhat?

Listen,there'

snota

lotofwomenwillingtocomeright

outlikethatandadmitthey'

attractedtoaguy,but…

LisaSLAPSCharlie,turnsonherheel,andmarchesoff.

Jeez…makeupyourmind.

StanleygivesCharliethefisheyeashereturns.

Okay.Badexample.Some

ofthesewomengotsomuchbaggage

theyneedanemotionalskycap.

lltellyouwhatStanley,

tonightI'

mgonnatakeyouona

lovesafari,deepintothedarkest

heartoftheurbanjungle.

Andwhere'

sthat?

TheMonkey'

sPaw.Hottestnew

clubintown.It'

saguaranteed

skirtalertandnodeadbeats

allowed.

Sohowarewegonnagetin?

Woah,doIdetectalittle

self-imageproblemthere,buddy?

Youjustleaveeverythingtome.

This,myfriendisgoingtobe

theperfectnightonthetown.

SuddenlyaresoundingpealofTHUNDERringsoutlikethecrackofdoom.Sheetsofrainpourdownonthebank'

swindows.

EXT.STREET

Pedestriansscrambleforcoverinthesuddendownpour.

INT.BANK-FOYER

Ayoungwomanscurriesintothebankholdinganewspaperoverherhead.She'

ssoakingwetandpausesinthefoyertostraightenherselfout.

Charlieimmediatelynoticesher…

Holdthephone.Killeratthree

o'

clock.

Stanleyfollowshisgaze.

CAMERAdoesaclassicCHEESECAKETILT-UPstartingwiththewoman'

smilliondollarlegsasshesqueezessomeofthewateroutofherskirt…uppastherbody,whichthroughherdampsummerclothesisundeniableproofthatthereisaGod…up…up…toherfaceasthatnewspaperistossedaside.She'

saheart-stoppingwoman/childwithaCupid'

sbowmouthandiceblueeyes.Inotherwordsshe'

strouble.Bigtrouble,alsoknownasTINACARLYLE.

CharliemayaswellhavejustseentheVirginofGuadalupe.

（hushedreverence）

Ohmygod…Aperfectdime.The

dameofdames.TheMobyofmy

dick.

EasyCharlie.You'

llsprainyour

eyes.

TinanowentersandwalkstowardsStanleyandCharlie.

TINA

Excuseme,wherecanIopenanew

account?

Charlieflasheshisbest100wattsmile.

You'

vecometotherightplace,

ma'

am.Juststeprightthisway

andpullupachair…

CharlietriestosteerTinatohisdesk,butshe'

sstillpreoccupiedwithherdampclothing.

Oh,I'

msorry.I'

macomplete

wreck.Willyouholdthisplease?

ShehandshershoulderbagtoSta