高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本904 The One With The Sharks素材.docx

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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第9季中英文对照完整剧本904TheOneWithTheSharks素材

904TheOneWithTheSharks

SCENE:

CentralPerk.

Phoebecomesin.

Phoebe:

OhheyRoss,ohI'msogladsomeone'shere.Couldyouzipmeup?

Ross:

Sure.

Phoebe:

Thankyou.Canyoubelievenoonebetweenmyapartmentandhereofferedtodothatforme?

.

Ross:

People.（Shakeshishead.）Sowhyyoualldressedup?

Phoebe:

Ohumm.Mike'spickingmeupforadate.

Ross:

Ohyea?

Nowum,howisthatgoing,isitgettingserious?

Phoebe:

OhIdunno,Idunno,youknowImean,IlikehimbutamIreadytotakemygrade-Aloinsoffthemeatmarket?

Ross:

Youknow,Ireallyadmireyourwholedatingattitude,it'ssohealthy.I'malwayslike,isthismovingtofast?

Isthismovingtoslow?

Where'sthisgoing?

Phoebe:

Yeah,youknow,youareabitofadramaqueen.

Ross:

Butyou,you'resomuchbetteroff.Youjustgofromguytoguyhavingfunandneverworryingthatittermsintoanythingserious.

Phoebe:

Iwouldn'tsaynever,youknow.There'sthatguy...wellwhatabout...OKwellthere'sgottabesomeone.

Ross:

Thereisn't.That'swhatI'msaying./p>

Phoebe:

OhmyGod,you'reright!

Ross:

Iknow,andyethereyouare,allreadyforthenextdate.

Phoebe:

Ican'tbelieveIneverrealizedthisbefore.I'minmy30sandneverbeeninalong-termrelationship!

OhmyGod!

（Startscrying.）What'swrongwithme?

Ross:

No,no,nothere'snothingwrongwithyou.Imean,youdon'tstrikemeasthetypeofpersonthatwantstogetmarriedanyway.

Phoebe:

Iwannagetmarried!

（Grabsatissue.）

Ross:

Pleasedon'tcrybecauseofme,Pheebs.Idon'tknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.I'vebeendivorcedthreetimes!

Phoebe:

Atleastyou'vebeenmarried!

OhmyGod!

IwannatradeliveswithRoss!

（Cries.）

Mike（PaulRudd）enters.

Mike:

Phoebe,what'swrong?

Phoebe:

Nothing,I'mexcitedaboutourdate.Mike,thisisRossGeller.Ross,thisisMikeHaaaaa...（Criesagain.）

Ross:

I'msorryIdidn'tcatch...

Mike:

It'sMikeHanagen.

Ross:

Oh,RossGeller.

Mike:

（ToPhoebe）Hey,soareyousureyou'rereadytogo?

Phoebe:

Uhhuh.（ToRoss）HowdoIlook?

（Herfaceisamessfromcrying.）

Ross:

Doyouhaveacompactinyourpurse?

Phoebe:

No.

Ross:

Youlookgreat.

OpeningCredits

SCENE:

CentralPerk,Monicaenters.

Monica:

HeyJoey.

Joey:

Hey,thisgirlwon'tturnaroundandIcan'ttellwhethershe'shotornot,whatdoyouthink?

Monica:

Joey,Iamnotgoingtoobjectifywomanwithyou!

（Looksatthewoman.）Butifherfaceisasniceasherass,woahmamma!

Joey:

Allrrightthanks.Ohhey,haveyoutalkedtoChandler?

Monica:

Yeah,hehastostayinTulsathisweekend.

Joey:

Howcome?

Monica:

Hehastowork,there'ssomerushonthebig...ahdamnit,oneofthesedaysI'mreallygonnahavetostartlisteningwhenhetalksabouthisjob.

Joey:

Oh.Whydon'tyouflyoutthereandsurprisehim?

Monica:

MaybeIwillgo....Yeah,we'llhaveasecondhoneymoonattheTulsaRomana.

Joey:

Ohandyouknowwhatyoushouldbring?

Theblacksee-throughteddywiththeattachedgarters.

Monica:

HowdoyouknowIhaveoneofthose?

Joey:

Didn'ttilljustnow.

（MonicagoestothebackandJoeylooksatthegirl）

Joey:

Hotnothot.（Sheturnsaround）Hot!

Hayley:

Excuseme?

Joey:

IsaidIthinkyou'rehotandnowI'membarrassed.

Hayley:

OhIthoughtyousaid"Hi."

Joey:

Thatwould'vebeenbetter,I'lltrythat.Hi,I'mJoey.

Hayley:

I'mHayley.

Joey:

Look,Idon'tusuallyaskoutwomenthatImeetincoffeehouses...

Gunther:

Ha!

Joey:

（ToGunther.）Gesundheit!

Hayley:

Iwouldlovetogooutwithyou.

Joey:

Really,great,didIactuallyaskyou?

Hayley:

No,that'sjustwhereyouweregoing.IjustfiguredthatI'dhelpyouout,youdon'tseemlikethekindofguythatdoesthisalot.

Gunther:

Ha!

Joey:

（ToGunther.）SeriouslyGunther,youshouldseesomeoneaboutthatcold.IfitgetsmuchworseyoucouldDIE!

（Guntherlooksscared.）

SCENE:

RossisatPhoebe's.

Ross:

Sohow'dthedatego?

Phoebe:

Well,itwasawful!

EverytimeIthoughtaboutwhatyousaid,Istartedcrying.

Ross:

Sohehasn'tcalled?

Phoebe:

Wouldyoucallthisgirl?

（Fakecrying）Thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing.

Ross:

NowIfeelterrible,thisisallmyfault.

Phoebe:

Well,youknowwhatyoushouldfeelterribleabout?

Thiscouldhavebeenmyseriousguy!

Hewassweetandsmartandfunny.Doyouknowhowharditistomeetaguylikethat?

Ross:

Weareararebreed.

SCENE:

Hayley'sApartment.

Hayley:

Whatagreatdinner.

Joey:

Yeah!

Andhey,thanksagainforlettingmehavethatlastpieceofcakeattherestaurant.

Hayley:

（Laughs）You'rewelcomeagain.I'mgonnamakesomecoffee.CanIgetyouanything?

Joey:

Doyouhaveanycake?

（Hayleylaughs,goesintothekitchen.）

Joey:

（Thinking:

）Sothisisgoingprettygood.Dinnerwasnice,gotalotincommon.（Seesamagazine）Victoria'ssecret,huh,weevenlikethesamebook