愚人节起源文档格式.docx

愚人节起源文档格式.docx

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发展到今天，愚人节最典型的活动就是大家互相开玩笑，用假话捉弄对方，从中获得乐趣，一些在平时会让人勃然大怒的举动，到今天就变得合情合理，别有一番情趣。

不知不觉中，这些洋节已经在中国遍地开花，势头更胜于我们的传统节日。

不过，在IT业里，愚人节已经不能称作一个节日，因为在不经意间，每天都有人愚弄与被愚弄。

很多看似真理得到公众认可，或者厂商、经销商在不停宣传的言论，实际上都是在误导消费者，让您在不知不觉中被糖衣炮弹击中，满心欢喜的用更多钞票，换来不实用的功能。

根据我们以往的经验，总结出几条笔记本方面的“愚人”言论，供大家参考。

当然，对于有些概念，可能还是仁者见仁，智者见智。

骗局一——这台笔记本高性能3D显卡？

其实，在台式机领域，一提到整合显卡，大家的第一反应一定是低性能。

不错，一般情况下，整合显卡由于定位关系，核心性能往往不够强劲，而且需要共享内存，在3D游戏方面往往是短板。

由于Intel在笔记本领域的强势，目前IntelHD/HD3000显卡几乎成了笔记本集成显卡的代名词，它的性能已经强于老一代的入门级独显如G310M，HD5470之类，可以运行大部分3D游戏，对于一般家用非常合适。

在笔记本上更是如此，由于笔记本不比台式机，续航和散热是笔记本不得不重点考虑的问题，作为低功耗低发热的集显，一个能降低整个笔记本的重量和厚度，一个就是低发热对于笔记本来说质量问题往往更少一些。

问题最明显的是很多采用G310MHD4570HD5470的笔记本（甚至还有很多还不如这些例子）。

我们不得不承认，这些显卡的性能不是太差，相比老一代集显还有有些优势。

但是，在32nm的SNB推出的今天，如果还对它们宣传所谓1G独立显存强力独显，岂不是贻笑大方。

一直以来，大部分人有种误解以为显存越大性能越强，甚至独立显存的大小要比显示芯片更重要，其实显存并没有那种重要，由于笔记本的显示芯片性能所限加之笔记本的分辨率一般不高，甚至目前大多数的笔记本显卡256M显存就足够他们使用了，之所以互相攀比到1G2G，也和消费者盲目的心理有非常之大的关系。

总之，高性能是一个没有什么标准，虚无缥缈的形容词，或许厂商对它的理解与多数消费者不同，但至少希望您以后再买笔记本，不要被“高性能3D独立显卡”所迷惑，更不要看多大的独立显存，在这里我几乎可以下个断言，现在的笔记本根本没有显存不够用的现象，只有显存严重过剩的现象。

显存的大小对于现在消费者的甄别来说几乎是个没有用的数据。

　　篇二：

愚人节由来

　　愚人节

　　AprilFools'

Dayisadaytomakejokesaboutothers,Nooneknowshowthisholidaybeganbut

　　peoplethinkitfirststartedinFrance.

　　Inthe16thcentury,peoplecelebratedNewYear'

sDayfromMarch25toApril1.Inthemid—1560sKingCharlesIXchangeditfromMarch25toJanuary1.ButsomepeoplestillcelebratedinonApril1,sootherscalledthemAprilFools.

　　EachcountrycelebratesAprilFools'

Daydifferently.InFrance,peoplecalltheAprilFools“AprilFish”.Theytapeapaperfishtotheirfriends'

backstofoolthem.Whenheorshefindsthis,theyshout“AprilFish!

”

　　InEngland,peopleplayjokesonlyinthemorning.Youarea“noodle”ifsomeonefoolsyou.In

　　Scotland,AprilFools'

Dayis48hourslong.TheycallanAprilFool“AprilGowk”.Gowkisanothernameforacuckoobird.

　　IntheAmerica,peopleplaysmalljokesontheirfriendsandanyotherpeopleonthefirstofAprol.Theymaypointdowntoyourshoeandsay,“Yourshoelaceisuntied.”Ifyoubelievethemandlookdowntosee,youareanAprilFoolthen.

　　HistoryofAprilFool'

sDay

　　ThehistoryofAprilFool'

sDayorAllFool'

sDayisuncertain,butthecurrentthinkingisthatitbeganaround1582inFrancewiththereformofthecalendarunderCharlesIX.TheGregorianCalendarwasintroduced,andNewYear'

sDaywasmovedfromMarch25-April1（newyear'

sweek）toJanuary1.

　　Communicationtraveledslowlyinthosedaysandsomepeoplewereonlyinformedofthechangeseveralyearslater.Stillothers,whoweremorerebelliousrefusedtoacknowledgethechangeand

　　continuedtocelebrateonthelastdayoftheformercelebration,April1.Thesepeoplewerelabeled"

fools"

bythegeneralpopulace,weresubjecttoridiculeandsenton"

foolerrands,"

sentinvitationstononexistentpartiesandhadotherpracticaljokesplayeduponthem.Thebuttsofthesepranksbecameknownasa"

poissond'

avril"

or"

Aprilfish"

becauseayoungnaivefishiseasilycaught.Inaddition,onecommonpracticewastohookapaperfishonthebackofsomeoneasajoke.

　　Thisharassmentevolvedovertimeandacustomofprank-playingcontinueonthefirstdayofApril.ThistraditioneventuallyspreadelsewhereliketoBritainandScotlandinthe18thcenturyandwasintroducedtotheAmericancoloniesbytheEnglishandtheFrench.Becauseofthisspreadtoother

　　countries,AprilFool'

sDayhastakenonaninternationalflavorwitheachcountrycelebratingtheholidayinitsownway.

　　InScotland,forinstance,AprilFool'

sDayisdevotedtospoofsinvolvingthebuttocksandassuchiscalledTailyDay.ThebuttsofthesejokesareknownasApril'

Gowk'

anothernameforcuckoobird.Theoriginsofthe"

KickMe"

signcanbetracedbacktotheScottishobservance.

　　InEngland,jokesareplayedonlyinthemorning.Foolsarecalled'

gobs'

or'

gobby'

andthevictimofajokeiscalleda'

noodle.'

Itwasconsideredbacklucktoplayapracticaljokeonsomeoneafternoon.

　　InRome,theholidayisknownasFestivalofHilaria,celebratingtheresurrectionofthegodAttis,isonMarch25andisalsoreferredtoas"

RomanLaughingDay.

　　InPortugal,AprilFool'

sDayfallsontheSundayandMondaybeforelent.Inthiscelebration,manypeoplethrowflourattheirfriends.（涂抹）colorsononeanothercelebratingthearrivalofSpring.

　　So,nomatterwhereyouhappentobeintheworldonApril1,don'

tbesurprisedifAprilfoolsfallplayfullyuponyou.

　　Easter

　　ASundaybetweenMarch22andApril25

　　ThemeaningofmanydifferentcustomsobservedduringEasterSundayhavebeenburiedwithtime.Theiroriginslieinpre-ChristianreligionsandChristianity.Allinsomewayoranotherarea"

salutetospring,"

markingre-birth.ThewhiteEasterlilyhascometocapturethegloryoftheholiday.Theword"

Easter"

isnamedafterEastre,theAnglo-Saxongoddessofspring.Afestivalwasheldinherhonoreveryyearatthevernalequinox（春分）.

　　Peoplecelebratetheholidayaccordingtotheirbeliefsandtheirreligiousdenominations（命名）.ChristianscommemorateGoodFridayasthedaythatJesusChristdiedandEasterSundayasthedaythatHewasresurrected（复活）.Protestantsettlersbroughtthecustomofasuiseservice,areligiousgatheringatdawn,totheUnitedStates.

　　ThisyearEasterwillbecelebratedonSundayApril11,2004.OnEasterSundaychildrenwakeuptofindthattheEasterBunnyhasleftthembasketsofcandy.Hehasalsohiddentheeggsthattheydecoratedearlierthatweek.Childrenhuntfortheeggsallaroundthehouse.NeighborhoodsandorganizationsholdEasteregghunts,andthechildwhofindsthemosteggswinsaprize.

　　TheEasterBunnyisarabbit-spirit.Longago,hewascalledthe"

EasterHare."

Haresandrabbitshavefrequentmultiplebirthssotheybecameasymboloffertility.ThecustomofanEasteregghuntbeganbecausechildrenbelievedthathareslaideggsinthegrass.TheRomansbelievedthat"

Alllifecomesfromanegg."

Christiansconsidereggstobe"

theseedoflife"

andsotheyaresymbolicoftheresurrectionofJesusChrist.

　　Whywedye,orcolor,anddecorateeggsisnotcertain.InancientEgypt,Greece,RomeandPersiaeggsweredyedforspringfestivals.InmedievalEurope,beautifullydecoratedeggsweregivenasgifts.

　　EggRolling

　　InEngland,Germanyandsomeothercountries,childrenrolledeggsdownhillsonEastermorning,agamewhichhasbeenconnectedtotherollingawayoftherockfromJesusChrist'

stombwhenhewasresurrected.BritishsettlersbroughtthiscustomtotheNewWorld.

　　IntheUnitedStatesintheearlynineteenthcentury,DollyMadison,thewifeofthefourthAmericanPresident,organizedaneggrollinWashington,D.C.ShehadbeentoldthatEgyptianchildrenusedtorolleggsagainstthepyramidssosheinvitedthechildrenofWashingtontorollhard-boiledeggsdownthehillylawnofthenewCapitolbuilding!

Thecustomcontinued,exceptfortheyearsduringtheCivilWar.In1880,theFirstLadyinvitedchildrentotheWhiteHousefortheEggRollbecauseofficialshadcomplainedthattheywereruiningtheCapitollawn.Ithasbeenheldthereeversincethen,onlycanceledduringtimesofwar.Theeventhasgrown,andtodayEasterMondayistheonlydayoftheyearwhentouristsareallowedtowanderovertheWhiteHouselawn.ThewifeofthePresidentsponsorsitforthechildrenoftheentirecountry.Theeggrollingeventisopentochildrentwelveyearsoldandunder.Adultsareallowedonlywhenaccompaniedbychildren!

　　Traditionally,manycelebrants（司仪神父）boughtnewclothesforEasterwhichtheyworetochurch.Afterchurchservices,everyonewentforawalkaroundthetown.ThisledtotheAmericancustomofEasterparadesalloverthecountry.PerhapsthemostfamousisalongFifthAvenueinNewYorkCity.GoodFridayisafederalholidayin16statesandmanyschoolsandbusinessesthroughouttheU.S.areclosedonthisFriday.

　　Thesizeandshapeofyourearsshowyourcharactermorethananyotherpartoftheface.Otherpartsofthefacechangeshapeaswegetolder,butearsdon’tchangetheirshape.Theyonlychangeinsize.

　　Readingpeople’scharacterfromtheirearsisveryoldscience.Inancient（古代的）timespeoplethoughtthatapersonwithbigearshadagoodandgenerouscharacter.Theythoughtthatapersonwithpale,smallearswasdangerous.Theyalsothoughtthattheshapeoftheearshowedifapersonwasmusicalornot.Today,too,manypeoplebelievethatthesizeandshapeoftheearhelpsyouknowifapersonismusical.

　　Earsarealldifferent,andeachcharacteristichasameaning.Nexttimeyoulookataperson,seeifhisorherearsarelarge,medium-sized,orsmall.Lookatthelobes（耳垂）.Aretheyattached（连接）totheface?

Earsthatarealwaysredmeanthatapersonmayhaveatemper（脾气）,orhe/shemayjusthavehighbloodpressure（血压）.Earsthatarealwayscoldandpalemeanthatapersonhasanervouscharacter.Andabighole（孔）insidetheearmeansapersonismusical.

　　Therewasonceaprofessor（教授）ofmedicine,whowasverystrictwithhisstudents.Wheneverhetookthechairontheexamcommittee（委员会）,thestudentswouldbeinfear,becausehewasseldompleasedwiththeanswerstheygave.Astudentwouldbeluckyenoughifheorshecouldreceiveagoodmarkfromhim.Attheendoftheterm,thestudentsofmedicinewouldtaketheirexamagain.Nowastudententeredtheexamroomandgotseatedbeforethecommittee.Thisstudentwasalittlener