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（Listens）Holdonplease.Joey,it’syourmom.（Handshimthephone.）

Chandler:

It’syourmommy.It’syourmommy.

Ross:

Ohhhh…

Rachel:

That’snice.

（onphone）Mom,sowhatdidyouthink?

（Hewalksawayallowingthegangachancetofigureoutwhatthey’regonnasay.）

Wellthatwasumm…Okay.

Itwasn’tthebest.

Thatwasoneoftheworsethingsever.AndnotjustonTV.

Wh-whatarewegonnatellhim?

Well,thelightingwasokay.

Ohhnoyoudon’t!

Yougotlightinglasttime,lightingismine!

AndIhavecostumes.

Ohgreat!

ThatmeansI’mstuckwith,"

So,wewerewatchingyouinthere（PointstotheTV）andyouweresittin’righthere!

Whoa!

"

（Phoebegetsup.）

WhatareyougonnadoPheebs?

Phoebe:

Idon’tknow.Idon’tknow.Ican’tlietohimagain.OhnoI—no!

I’mjustgonnapressmybreastsupagainsthim.

Andsaynothing?

Uh-huh,yeahthat’sright.

（hangsupthephone）Wow!

Well,myfolksreallylikedit!

Sowhat-whatdidyouguysthink?

（Phoebesmiles,walksuptohim,andpressesherbreastsagainsthim.）Itwasn’tthatgood.

OpeningCredits

CentralPerk,PhoebeandMonicaarereadingonthecouch.]

Phoebe,doyouthinkthatyourfavoriteanimalsaysmuchaboutyou?

What?

Youmeanbehindmyback?

（entering,excitedly）Oh!

Hiyouguys,ohmyGod!

You’llnevergonnabelievewhathappenedtometoday!

Iamsittinginmyofficeand…

（enteringfrombathroomsexcitedly）Youguys!

Youguys!

You’renotgonnabelievewhatmyagentjusttoldme!

Joey!

Kindainthemiddleofastoryhere!

Ooh,sorry.Sorry.Youfinish,go.

Okay,soanywayI’msittin’inmyofficeandguesswhowalksin.

I’mgonnabeontwoTVshows!

MonicaandPhoebe:

Oh,that’sgreat!

!

Oh,youweren’tfinished?

Yeah!

Guesswhowalksintomyofficeistheendofmystory.（ToMonicaandPhoebe）ItwasRalphLauren!

（MonicaandPhoebegasp）RalphLaurenwalkedintomyoffice!

UhRach,ifyou’regonnastartanotherstory,atleastletmefinishmine.

It’sthesamestory.

（groansindisgust）Wow,it’sreallylong.

（ignoringhim）Anyway,Ralphjustcameintotellmethathe’ssohappywithmyworkthathewantsmetobethenewmerchandisingmanagerforpoloretail.

Stillgetadiscountonweddingdresses?

I’msohappyforyou!

Well,thesereallyarethedaysofourlives.

Well,sinceyouask.TheywantmebackonDaysofOurLives!

（gasps）OhGod!

Igot—Igetabigpayraise!

Ohhey!

I’llbeplayingDrakeRamoray’stwinbrother,Stryker!

Oooh!

Igettohiremyownassistant!

Ahhh!

（jumpsup）Well—Igotaheadrushfromstandinguptoofastrightthere.

Rachel’sNewOffice,she’sinterviewingapotentialnewassistant,Hilda.]

（readingtheresume）Andyouwereatthisjobforfouryears?

Hilda:

That’sright.

Okay,wellthisisallveryimpressiveHilda,umIjusthaveonelastquestionforyou.Uh,howdidIdo?

Wasthisokay?

I’veneverinterviewedanyonebefore.I’veactuallyneverhadanyoneworkformebefore.AlthoughwhenIwasakid,wedidhaveamaid,butthisis-thisisn’tthesamething.

Nodear.It’snot.

No.Yeah,andIknowthat.Allright,wellthankyousomuchforcomingin,itwasnicetomeetyou.

Thankyou!

Goodmeetingyou.

Allright.（Hildaexits）I’matotalpro!

（There’saknockonthedoorandahandsomemanenters.）

Man:

Hello?

（seeinghim）Wow!

H-umm!

Hi!

Yes,uhI’msorrythemodelsareactuallydownthehall.

Actually,I’mhereabouttheassistantjob.

Really?

（Takinghisresume）Okaywellthen,allright,welljusthaveaseatthere.Umm,sowhat’s—whatis—what’syourname?

TagJones.

Uh-huh,goon.

Tag:

That’sit.That’smywholename.

That’syourwholename,okayofcourseitis!

Okay,welllet’s-let’sjusthavealook-seehere.（Lookingathisresume）

IknowIhaven’tworkedinanofficebefore,andIreallydon’thavealotofexperience,butuh…

Ohcomeon,whatareyoutalkingabout?

You’vegotthreeyearspaintinghouses.TwowholesummersatT.G.I.Friday’s,comeon!

It’slame,Iknow.ButI’magoal-orientedperson,veryeagertolearn…

Okay,holdonjustasecond.（Shegrabsacameraoutofthedeskandtakeshispicture.）I’msorry,it’sforhumanresources,everybodyhastodoit.Couldyoujuststandupplease?

CentralPerk,Chandlerissittingonthecouchwhensomeunknownguycomesinandsitsintheireasychair.]

No-no-no-no.（WaveshimawayasMonicaandPhoebeenterwhisperingtoeachother.）Hey!

（Monicashusheshim.）

（ToMonica）Anyway,Ishouldgo.Okay,bye.

（ToChandler）Heysweetie.

Hisweetie.So,whatwaswithallthewhispering?

Ican’ttellyou.It’sasecret.

Secret?

Marriedpeoplearen’tsupposedtohavesecretsbetweenoneanother.Wehavetoomuchloveandrespectforoneanother.

Awww.（Kisseshim.）Butstillno.

NoI’mserious,weshouldtelleachothereverything.Idonothaveanysecretsfromyou.

Okay,sowhydon’tyoutellmewhathappenedtoRossJunioryearatDisneyland?

Ohno-no,Ican’tdothat.

Ifyoutellme,I’lltellyouwhatPhoebesaid.

Okay.

So,RossandIaregoingtoDisneylandandwestopatthisrestaurantfortacos.AndwhenIsayrestaurant,Imeanaguy,ahibachi,andthetrunkofhiscar.SoRosshasabout10tacos.Andanyway,we’reonSpaceMountainandRossstartstofeelalittleiffy.

OhmyGod.Hethrewup?

No,hevisitedalittletownsouthofthrowup.（Monicalaughshysterically.）SowhatwasPhoebe’ssecret?

Oh,NancyThompsonfromPhoebe’soldmassageplaceisgettingfired.

That’sit?

IgaveupmyDisneylandstoryforthat?

That’sright!

Youlosesucker!

（Pause）Pleasestillmarryme.

s,Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethere.]

Chandler,youhaveanassistantright?

（angrily）Didshecall?

You-youtoldherIwassickright?

AlwaystellherIamsick!

No,I-Ijustdon’tknowhowyoudecidewhotohire.ImeanI’vegotitnarroweddowntotwopeople.Oneofthemhasgreatreferencesandalotofexperienceandthenthere’sthisguy…

Whatabouthim?

Ilovehim.He’ssoprettyIwannacry!

Idon’tknowwhattodo.Tellmewhattodo.

Comeonyouknowwhattodo!

Youhirethefirstone!

Youdon’thireanassistantbecausethey’recute,youhirethembecausethey’requalified.

Uh-huh.No,Ihearwhatyou’resayingand-and-andthatmakesalotofsensebutcanIjustsayonemorething?

（Takesouthispicture.）Lookhowpretty!

Let’ssee.（Lookingatthepicture）OhmyGod!

Oh…Butno!

No!

Youcan’t-youcan’thirehim,becausethat—it’snotprofessional.Umm,thisisforme（Thepicture）yes?

Thanks.（Putsitinherpocket.）

Okayyou’reright.I’llhireHildatomorrow.DumboldperfectforthejobHilda!

Letmeseethisguy.（Phoebehandshimthepicture.）W-H-Wow!

Don’tshowthistoMonica!

Anddon’ttellherabouttheW-H-Wow!

TheDaysofOurLivesproducer’soffice,JoeyisenteringtofindTerrythere.]

Terry:

Hey-hey-heyJoey!

HeyTerry!

Goodtoseeyouagain!

It’sbeenawhile,huh?

Wow,it’sfunnythesehallslooksmallerthantheyusedto.

It’sadifferentbuilding.

So!

StrykerRamorayhuh?

Whendoyouwantmetostart?

Whydon’twestartrightnow!

Herearetheauditionscenes.（Holdsoutthescript.）

（lookingbetweenthepagesandhim）Audition?

Ithoughtyouweregonnaoffermethepart.

Whywouldyouthinkthat?

Well,IwasDr.DrakeRamoray,Stryker’stwinbrother.Imean,wholooksmoremethanmeright?

Everybodyhastoaudition.

Y’knowTerry,I-Idon’treallyneedtodothis.IgotmyowncableTVseries,（Pause）witharobot.

I’msorryJoeythat’s…that’sthewayitis.

Well.Iguessyouthinkyou’reprettyspecialhuh?

Sittin’uphereinyourfancysmallhallbuilding.Makin’starsjumpthroughhoopsforya,huh?

Welly’knowwhat?

（Throwsthescriptaway）Thisisonestarwho’shoop…Thisisastarthatthehoop—thishoop—IwasDr.DrakeRamoray!

Rachel’soffice,she’sthereasTagknocksonthedoorandenterscarryingaplant.]

Tag.Whatareyoudoinghere?

Ijustwantedtocomebyandthankyoufornotlaughinginmyfaceyesterday.AndInoticedthereare