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(Listens)Holdonplease.Joey,it’syourmom.(Handshimthephone.)
Chandler:
It’syourmommy.It’syourmommy.
Ross:
Ohhhh…
Rachel:
That’snice.
(onphone)Mom,sowhatdidyouthink?
(Hewalksawayallowingthegangachancetofigureoutwhatthey’regonnasay.)
Wellthatwasumm…Okay.
Itwasn’tthebest.
Thatwasoneoftheworsethingsever.AndnotjustonTV.
Wh-whatarewegonnatellhim?
Well,thelightingwasokay.
Ohhnoyoudon’t!
Yougotlightinglasttime,lightingismine!
AndIhavecostumes.
Ohgreat!
ThatmeansI’mstuckwith,"
So,wewerewatchingyouinthere(PointstotheTV)andyouweresittin’righthere!
Whoa!
"
(Phoebegetsup.)
WhatareyougonnadoPheebs?
Phoebe:
Idon’tknow.Idon’tknow.Ican’tlietohimagain.OhnoI—no!
I’mjustgonnapressmybreastsupagainsthim.
Andsaynothing?
Uh-huh,yeahthat’sright.
(hangsupthephone)Wow!
Well,myfolksreallylikedit!
Sowhat-whatdidyouguysthink?
(Phoebesmiles,walksuptohim,andpressesherbreastsagainsthim.)Itwasn’tthatgood.
OpeningCredits
CentralPerk,PhoebeandMonicaarereadingonthecouch.]
Phoebe,doyouthinkthatyourfavoriteanimalsaysmuchaboutyou?
What?
Youmeanbehindmyback?
(entering,excitedly)Oh!
Hiyouguys,ohmyGod!
You’llnevergonnabelievewhathappenedtometoday!
Iamsittinginmyofficeand…
(enteringfrombathroomsexcitedly)Youguys!
Youguys!
You’renotgonnabelievewhatmyagentjusttoldme!
Joey!
Kindainthemiddleofastoryhere!
Ooh,sorry.Sorry.Youfinish,go.
Okay,soanywayI’msittin’inmyofficeandguesswhowalksin.
I’mgonnabeontwoTVshows!
MonicaandPhoebe:
Oh,that’sgreat!
!
Oh,youweren’tfinished?
Yeah!
Guesswhowalksintomyofficeistheendofmystory.(ToMonicaandPhoebe)ItwasRalphLauren!
(MonicaandPhoebegasp)RalphLaurenwalkedintomyoffice!
UhRach,ifyou’regonnastartanotherstory,atleastletmefinishmine.
It’sthesamestory.
(groansindisgust)Wow,it’sreallylong.
(ignoringhim)Anyway,Ralphjustcameintotellmethathe’ssohappywithmyworkthathewantsmetobethenewmerchandisingmanagerforpoloretail.
Stillgetadiscountonweddingdresses?
I’msohappyforyou!
Well,thesereallyarethedaysofourlives.
Well,sinceyouask.TheywantmebackonDaysofOurLives!
(gasps)OhGod!
Igot—Igetabigpayraise!
Ohhey!
I’llbeplayingDrakeRamoray’stwinbrother,Stryker!
Oooh!
Igettohiremyownassistant!
Ahhh!
(jumpsup)Well—Igotaheadrushfromstandinguptoofastrightthere.
Rachel’sNewOffice,she’sinterviewingapotentialnewassistant,Hilda.]
(readingtheresume)Andyouwereatthisjobforfouryears?
Hilda:
That’sright.
Okay,wellthisisallveryimpressiveHilda,umIjusthaveonelastquestionforyou.Uh,howdidIdo?
Wasthisokay?
I’veneverinterviewedanyonebefore.I’veactuallyneverhadanyoneworkformebefore.AlthoughwhenIwasakid,wedidhaveamaid,butthisis-thisisn’tthesamething.
Nodear.It’snot.
No.Yeah,andIknowthat.Allright,wellthankyousomuchforcomingin,itwasnicetomeetyou.
Thankyou!
Goodmeetingyou.
Allright.(Hildaexits)I’matotalpro!
(There’saknockonthedoorandahandsomemanenters.)
Man:
Hello?
(seeinghim)Wow!
H-umm!
Hi!
Yes,uhI’msorrythemodelsareactuallydownthehall.
Actually,I’mhereabouttheassistantjob.
Really?
(Takinghisresume)Okaywellthen,allright,welljusthaveaseatthere.Umm,sowhat’s—whatis—what’syourname?
TagJones.
Uh-huh,goon.
Tag:
That’sit.That’smywholename.
That’syourwholename,okayofcourseitis!
Okay,welllet’s-let’sjusthavealook-seehere.(Lookingathisresume)
IknowIhaven’tworkedinanofficebefore,andIreallydon’thavealotofexperience,butuh…
Ohcomeon,whatareyoutalkingabout?
You’vegotthreeyearspaintinghouses.TwowholesummersatT.G.I.Friday’s,comeon!
It’slame,Iknow.ButI’magoal-orientedperson,veryeagertolearn…
Okay,holdonjustasecond.(Shegrabsacameraoutofthedeskandtakeshispicture.)I’msorry,it’sforhumanresources,everybodyhastodoit.Couldyoujuststandupplease?
CentralPerk,Chandlerissittingonthecouchwhensomeunknownguycomesinandsitsintheireasychair.]
No-no-no-no.(WaveshimawayasMonicaandPhoebeenterwhisperingtoeachother.)Hey!
(Monicashusheshim.)
(ToMonica)Anyway,Ishouldgo.Okay,bye.
(ToChandler)Heysweetie.
Hisweetie.So,whatwaswithallthewhispering?
Ican’ttellyou.It’sasecret.
Secret?
Marriedpeoplearen’tsupposedtohavesecretsbetweenoneanother.Wehavetoomuchloveandrespectforoneanother.
Awww.(Kisseshim.)Butstillno.
NoI’mserious,weshouldtelleachothereverything.Idonothaveanysecretsfromyou.
Okay,sowhydon’tyoutellmewhathappenedtoRossJunioryearatDisneyland?
Ohno-no,Ican’tdothat.
Ifyoutellme,I’lltellyouwhatPhoebesaid.
Okay.
So,RossandIaregoingtoDisneylandandwestopatthisrestaurantfortacos.AndwhenIsayrestaurant,Imeanaguy,ahibachi,andthetrunkofhiscar.SoRosshasabout10tacos.Andanyway,we’reonSpaceMountainandRossstartstofeelalittleiffy.
OhmyGod.Hethrewup?
No,hevisitedalittletownsouthofthrowup.(Monicalaughshysterically.)SowhatwasPhoebe’ssecret?
Oh,NancyThompsonfromPhoebe’soldmassageplaceisgettingfired.
That’sit?
IgaveupmyDisneylandstoryforthat?
That’sright!
Youlosesucker!
(Pause)Pleasestillmarryme.
s,Chandler,Rachel,andPhoebearethere.]
Chandler,youhaveanassistantright?
(angrily)Didshecall?
You-youtoldherIwassickright?
AlwaystellherIamsick!
No,I-Ijustdon’tknowhowyoudecidewhotohire.ImeanI’vegotitnarroweddowntotwopeople.Oneofthemhasgreatreferencesandalotofexperienceandthenthere’sthisguy…
Whatabouthim?
Ilovehim.He’ssoprettyIwannacry!
Idon’tknowwhattodo.Tellmewhattodo.
Comeonyouknowwhattodo!
Youhirethefirstone!
Youdon’thireanassistantbecausethey’recute,youhirethembecausethey’requalified.
Uh-huh.No,Ihearwhatyou’resayingand-and-andthatmakesalotofsensebutcanIjustsayonemorething?
(Takesouthispicture.)Lookhowpretty!
Let’ssee.(Lookingatthepicture)OhmyGod!
Oh…Butno!
No!
Youcan’t-youcan’thirehim,becausethat—it’snotprofessional.Umm,thisisforme(Thepicture)yes?
Thanks.(Putsitinherpocket.)
Okayyou’reright.I’llhireHildatomorrow.DumboldperfectforthejobHilda!
Letmeseethisguy.(Phoebehandshimthepicture.)W-H-Wow!
Don’tshowthistoMonica!
Anddon’ttellherabouttheW-H-Wow!
TheDaysofOurLivesproducer’soffice,JoeyisenteringtofindTerrythere.]
Terry:
Hey-hey-heyJoey!
HeyTerry!
Goodtoseeyouagain!
It’sbeenawhile,huh?
Wow,it’sfunnythesehallslooksmallerthantheyusedto.
It’sadifferentbuilding.
So!
StrykerRamorayhuh?
Whendoyouwantmetostart?
Whydon’twestartrightnow!
Herearetheauditionscenes.(Holdsoutthescript.)
(lookingbetweenthepagesandhim)Audition?
Ithoughtyouweregonnaoffermethepart.
Whywouldyouthinkthat?
Well,IwasDr.DrakeRamoray,Stryker’stwinbrother.Imean,wholooksmoremethanmeright?
Everybodyhastoaudition.
Y’knowTerry,I-Idon’treallyneedtodothis.IgotmyowncableTVseries,(Pause)witharobot.
I’msorryJoeythat’s…that’sthewayitis.
Well.Iguessyouthinkyou’reprettyspecialhuh?
Sittin’uphereinyourfancysmallhallbuilding.Makin’starsjumpthroughhoopsforya,huh?
Welly’knowwhat?
(Throwsthescriptaway)Thisisonestarwho’shoop…Thisisastarthatthehoop—thishoop—IwasDr.DrakeRamoray!
Rachel’soffice,she’sthereasTagknocksonthedoorandenterscarryingaplant.]
Tag.Whatareyoudoinghere?
Ijustwantedtocomebyandthankyoufornotlaughinginmyfaceyesterday.AndInoticedthereare