高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本 415 The One With All The Rugby素材Word格式文档下载.docx

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（Chandlerstartsblowingonhisfingernailslikewomendo.）Thatdoes!

（Chandlerstopsblowing.）WhatamIsittingon?

（Shelooksandfindsahugenail.）Ihatetothinkwhatthiswomanwasscratchingwhenthisbrokeoff.

Hey,youknowwhousedtohavenailslikethat?

Hmm.

Woman:

OH…MY…GAWD!

!

（Yep,youguessedit.It’sJanice.）

OPENINGCREDITS

ChandlerandJoey'

serm,MonicaandRachel'

s,RachelandJoeyarestandingatthecounter.Monicaisflippingalightswitchonandoffnexttothedoor.]

Monica:

Joeyletmeaskyouaquestion.Whatdoesthislightswitchdo?

Joey:

Ohh,Nothing.

Didn’titdriveyoucrazytohaveaswitchandnotknowwhatitdid?

Iknowwhatitdid!

Nothing.

Theywouldn’thaveputitthereifitdidn’tdosomething!

Howcanyounotcare?

Likethis.（Shrugs）

Well,here’sanotherquestionforya.Uhh,doyouknowwhatthatsilverknobonthetoiletdoes?

Sure!

Itflushesit.

Okay,good.Nowthatsinceyouknow,whenyoucomeoverwouldyoumindactuallyusingit?

（entering,withJaniceintow）Hello!

Hey!

（SeesJanice.）Ah!

（Janicescreamsinsurprise.）

Guesswhoweranintotoday?

Janice?

Isn’tthisamazing?

Howhaveyoubeen?

Janice:

Ohwell,I’mdivorced.

Phoebe:

Ohhh,wow.

Yeah,I’mridingthealimonypony.（Doesthenowfamouslaugh.）

Andthereitis.

Ijustcameuptosay,"

Hi!

"

Hi!

（toChandler）Andyou,sweetie,I’llseeyoutonight.

Okay.Bye.

Bye.

B-bye!

Bye-bye.

Bye.（Finallyclosesthedooronher.）（Afterit’sclosed）Ican’tstandthewoman!

（Phoebeisshocked,Joeyisrelieved.）

What?

Ithoughtyouwerecrazyabouther!

Yeah,Iknow,butallofthoselittleannoyingthingsshedidbeforewefellinlove?

Likehervoice,herlaugh,herpersonality—Well,they’reallback!

Y’know?

Andshe’spickeduplikeninenewones!

Sowhatareyoudoingbringingherhere?

There’speoplehere!

Don’tworryaboutit.I’mtakingcareofittonight.（Chandleropensthefridgeandgrabssomethingtodrink.）

Youarenot.Youhaveneverbeenabletobreakupwithher.

（standinginthedoorofthefridge）Well,Idon’thavetobreakupwithherthistime.We’renotinvolved!

I’mgoingtodoapre-emptivestrike!

I’mgoingtoenditwithherbeforeitstarts.Myassislikefrozen!

（Closesthefridge.）

Yeah,trystickingitinthefreezerfor20minutes.（TheyalllookaroundandthenbackatJoey.）I’mtellin’ya!

Astreet,RossandEmilyarewalkin

ghomefromadate.]

Emily:

Ican’tbelieveyoureallywalkalonehere!

Imean,youhearsuchstoriesaboutNewYork.

Ross:

No,it’sreallynotthatbad.Imean,I-Iforone,feelperfectlysafe.

（AtthatmomenttwoverylargemenstartscreamingandrunningtowardsEmilyandpickingherup.）

Help!

No,no,noRoss!

Ross,thesearefriendsofminefromhome.（Introducingthem）Liam,Devon,thisisRoss.

Devon:

Hey,mate.

Liam:

Howareyaman?

Ohhey,thatwasagoodone,huh?

（Imitatinghimself）Help!

Sohowareyou?

I’vebeenmeaningtoringyoueversinceIarrivedbutumm,well,I’vebeenratherbusy.

DoyourealisethatwehavenotseeneachothersincethenightofthatU2concert?

OhmyGod.Ithinkyou’reright.

（putshisarmaroundher）Well,actuallythelasttimeyouandIsaweachotherwasthatmorning.

Oh,Liam.（Rosslaughsandtakesherback.）

Oh,Liam.Souh,what,wereyouguysplayingsoccerorsomething—orshouldIcallit（InanEnglishaccent）football?

Wewereplayingrugby.

Infactwe’replayingagameattheparktomorrow.You’rewelcometoplaytooifyouwant.

（laughs）Rossplayrugby?

Idon’tthinkso.

What’sah,what’ssofunnyaboutthat?

WellImean,you’reAmericantostartwith.Youdon’tevenhaverugbyhere.

Well,wedidn’thavefreedomhereuntil1776,eitherso…

Sogoodthen!

We’llseeyouatRiversideParkat2:

00!

Cheers!

（LiamandDevonbothtakeaswigoftheirbeers,whileRosstakesaswigofhiscoffee.TheBritsbothcrushtheircans,andnottobeoutdone,Rosscrusheshiscoffeecup,spillingitscontents.）

CentralPerk,Chandlerisattemptinghispre-emptivestrike.]

Ohboy,Ijustlovetosing!

Yes,I-Iknowthatyoudo,butIthinkoneofthereasonspeoplewerecomplainingthough,wasthattheypaidtoheartheactorsingOldManRiver.

Oh,lookatus!

Whowould’vethoughtthatCupidhadastationat14thStreetNails.（Doesthelaugh）

（laughs）Okay,wehavetotalk.I’mjustgettingoutofaveryseriousrelationship…

Iknow!

AndI’mjustgettingoutofamarriage,Imeantalkaboutmeanttobe!

Right!

Ijustthinkthatthisishappeningtoosoon.

Oh,toosoon,tooschmoon.Faceithoney,Iamnotlettingyougetawaythistime.

Ihearya.（Pause）But!

Unfortunately,mycompanyistransferringmeoverseas!

Ohno!

Whereto?

（Gasps）TooParis?

No!

Not,Paris.

TooLondon?

No-no,Rome?

Vienna?

Ooh-ooh,Barcelona?

Okay,couldyoujuststoptalkingforasecond?

（Thinks）Yemen.That’sright,yes,I’mbeingtransferredtoYemen!

When?

Idon’tknowexactly.

Ugh,wellIwilljusthavetosoakupeveryonceofChandlerBinguntilthatmomentcomes.

ButIdoknowthatit’ssometimetomorrow.

s,PhoebeandMonicaareplugginginabunchofelectronics.]

Done?

Yep!

（entering,withJoey）Hey!

What’sup?

Thisswitchthinghasbeendrivingmecrazy.SoIturneditoffandcheckedeveryoutlet.Now,fourofthemdon’twork.Whichmeans,oneofthemhastobecontrolledbytheswitch.So,Ipluggedinthingsinallfouroftheoutletsthat-thatmakenoise,sothatway,whenIturnitonIjustfollowthenoiseandfindoutwhichoneitis.

（toRachel）IbetIstoppedlisteningbeforeyoudid.

Y’know,you-youalsocould’veuseduh,lampsandthenfollowedthelight.

Yeah,well,I’musingnoise.Okay.Allright!

So,iseverybodyready?

Herewego.（Sheflipsontheswi

tchandahumstarts.）Ihearsomething!

Ihearsomething!

Whereisit?

（TheyallstartlookinguntilRachelrealisesit’sJoey.）

It’scomingfromJoey!

OhmyGod,that’ssofreaky!

Turnhimoff!

MonicaandRachel'

serm,ChandlerandJoey'

s,Ross,Joey,andRachelarewatchingrugbyonTVasPhoebeenters.]

Ooh,hey,couldweputonthenews?

Ithinkitmightberaining.

Oh,justholdonasecond.I’mwatchingthisrugbythingonESPN.Idon’tknowwhatthebigdealis.I’mmanenoughtoplaythissport.

Dude,you’renotevenmanenoughtoorderthechannelthatcarriesthesport.

（entering）HeythereRoss!

（shocked）Hey!

（whisperingtoRoss）Janice.

Y’knowuh,youdidn’treallyhavetohelpmepack.

Ohh,wellwhenyousaidallyouweregoingtobedoingbetweennowandthetimeyouleaveispacking,youdidn’treallyleavememuchchoice.Didyou?

Well,I-IthoughtIdidbut,I-IguessIdidnot!

Hey-hey,what’sgoingon?

Oh,I’mpacking.Y’knowI’m-I’mpacking‘causeI’mmovingtoYementomorrow.

Thanksfortellingme!

（Janicerunsintothebedroom.）

I’monlygoingtopretendI’mmovingtoYemen,it’stheonlywayIcangetridoffher.

Ohhhh,goodone!

AndYementhatactuallysoundslikearealcountry.

（leaninginfromthebedroom）Chandler!

Comeon,I’mgonnashowhowtorollupyourunderwearandstuffitinyourshoes.It’sarealspacesaver.

Yeah,Iknow,Idothat‘causeitmakesmelooktaller.

Okay,Chandler,comeon!

（toJanice）Okay.（toJoey）Joey,tradeliveswithme!

Nope.（ToRoss）Manlookatthis!

Ross,Ican’tbelieveyousaidyou’dplayrugby.Imeanlookhowbrutalthisis!

Hey,Icanhandleit!

Allright?

Please,Ross,you-yougothurtplayingbadmintonwithmydad.

That’s‘cause-‘causeyou’remom’sdogkept-keptlookingatme.

（pointingtotheTV）Okay,Ross,look-look-look-look,lookrighthere.That’scalledascrum,okay?

It’skindalikeahuddle.

Andisahum,kindalikeascruddle?

Ross!

（Laughs）They’regonnakillyou!

Well,whyareyoudoingthisanyway?

Well,youshould’veseentheguythatsheusedtogooutwith.Imean,he’slikeJoeRugby.

You’rekidding!

Andheplaysrugby?

That’ssofunny.（Realises）Ohh!

Iseehowyoudidthat.Allright.

Anyway,shethoughttheveryideaofmeplayingrugbywithhimwaslikehilarious.SoI’mgonnashowherhowtoughIreallyam!

（startslaughing,Rossstaresathe