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Iwillbesuretothankyouinmyspeech!

Phil,thefryingpan'

sonfire!

SonofJor-el!

Everybodystaycalm!

Dad,I'

mgonnateachmyselfhowtojuggle.

Goodforyou,buddy.

Mom!

Nooneheardmescreaming?

!

vebeentrappedinthegarageforlike20minutes!

Andyetstillyoudidn'

tgettherattrapsIsentyoufor.

-Oh!

-Thankyou.

Honey,it'

sdoingitagain!

Comeon,now!

Everymorning?

Ihopethewholehouseburnsdown!

Didwecomeatabadtime?

Comebackinsevenyearsandfivemonths,

whenthey'

reallgone!

So,mama,you'

regoodforcoal?

Okay,okay!

Well,youbundleup!

Wedon'

twanttoloseyou!

Okay.Yeah,bye!

They'

reinthemiddleofaterribleblizzard.

Soyoushouted!

Didtheyreallylosetwocows?

Oh,yeah,frozensolid.Mama'

sgonnasendpictures.

Oh,yay,areasontostopbytheframestore.

Manny,Igottogetyoudowntothatsporting-goodsplace.

-Gottogethimsomestuffforhisweekendouting.-Ready!

-Didyoupee?

Notready.

-Jay,wouldyoumindifwecame?

-Sure,whynot?

Youknow,I'

dliketogetmamasomesnowshoes--

Youknow,toliftherspirits,

whatwithallthefrozencowsandall.

So,cowsfreezenow?

Arewealljustacceptingthat?

Oh,yeah,absolutely.Jay,thisonetime--

lltaketwocars.

Ifyouwant,Icanstaywiththelittleprincess.

Oh,that--that'

sagreatidea.

Oh,yeah,I'

lljust--I'

lljustgooutandgetherbag.

MaybeIcantakehertothemall,

buyheranewoutfit,

gethersomehairrings--isthatokay?

Yes,yes,ofcourse.

Um,youknow,Gloria,CamandIweretalking

aboutwhatwouldhappentoLily

ifanythingwereevertohappentous,

-andwewerethinking-Oh,mygod.Isit?

Itakeher!

Okay,well,that'

sverysweet,

butyourealizeitwouldonlyhappen--

Ican'

twait!

Okay,well,hopefully,it'

salongshot.

Ay,alittlegirl!

Therewouldhavetobeaverytragicaccident.

Iknow,Iknow.

Nothingisgoingtohappen.

Oh.

Butifitdid,wewouldbesohappy!

So,whatdoyousay,pal?

Igottoswingbytheoffice.

Youwanttocomealong?

Can'

t.Wegotsomestufftodo.

-What?

-Justerrands.

mtakingLuketoseeachildpsychologist.

ThisissomethingthatPhilwouldneveragreeto.

He'

sdoesn'

twantluketofeel...different.

ButLuke'

sgradesaren'

tgreat,

andhe'

shavingtroubleconcentratinginschool.

Ijustwanttomakesurethathe'

s...normal.

-Hey,mom,checkitout.-Whatareyoudoing?

IfImovemyheadfastenough,

Itlookslikethecanisstandingstill.

'

causesometimesIwonder.

Butallthegirlsatworkloveit

whenIbringlukeby,

especiallythatreceptionistHeather,right,buddy?

Shesmellsamazing.

Mm.Well,honey,you'

regonnahaveto

smelldaddy'

sreceptionistsomeothertime.

Likepeaches.

Ifyou'

rebothgoingout,who'

stakingmetocello?

-Onetime,shegavemeawoody.-Sweetje--

Sherememberedhe'

smyfavoritecharacterfrom"

Toystory."

Shedid.

Uh...Haley,howareyougettingtothemall?

Uh,Gabby'

spickingmeup.

Okay,you'

regonnadrop

yoursisteroffathercellolessonfirst.

Noway.Sheplayslacrosseandtakescellolessons.

Evenmyreputationcan'

thandlethatdorkhit.

Okay,well,thenyoudon'

tneed

togosnowboardingwithyourfriendsonbreak.

Fine,I'

lltakeher.

Justneverlookmyfriendsintheeye,

andonlyspeakinemergencies.

-Gotit.-Ah!

Alreadyfailed.

Honey,afterIgobytheoffice,

-maybewecangrabsomelunch.-Oh,Ican'

t.

Igottopickupallthatstufffortheschooltrip.

Butyouknowwhat?

I'

llseeyoutonightatdadandGloria'

s.

-Okay.-SmellHeatherforme.

Ialwaysdo...not.

Ms.Dunphy?

Hi,Dr.Klausner.

Iamsosorrywe'

relate.

Wejustgotalittlebitcaughtupin--

Oh,no,it'

sokay.It'

sokay.

Itgavemeachancetochatwithyourhusband.

Hello,Claire.

So,Luke,comeoninwithme.

Momanddad,we'

llletyouknowwhenweneedyou.

Goget'

em,pal.

-Howdidyou---HowdidIwhat?

Knowyouweresomeplaceyouleftnotraceof

exceptforatinynotationinyourcalendar?

Itwasquitesimple,really.

Inoticedatinynota--

Shoot.

That'

sweird.Mycelloteacher'

scarisn'

there.

Iwonderifshe'

snothome.

Okay,sogoknockonthedoor,AlanEinstein.

-Don'

tleave.Andit'

Albert."

-Iknow.

Alan'

shisdorkybrotherwhoplayedthecello.

Goodone.

Ishouldprobablynotbetellingyouthis.

-Nothing.It'

sreallybad.

Tellme.

WhenyouandDylanwerebrokenup,

Racheltoldhimyouwereaskank

andgotalluponhim.

No!

Butshe'

ssonicetome.

Toyourface.That'

showsheplays.

Well,nowshe'

sgonnaseehowweplay.

Whatarewegonnado?

She'

snotthere.You'

rejustgonnahavetotakemehome.

thavetime.Wehavestufftodo.

ThenI'

mjustgonnahavetocomewithyou.

twejustdropheroff

atacoffeeshoporsomething?

What,soshegetskidnapped

andIgetintrouble?

No,thankyou.

Okay,fine,youcancomewithus,

Butyouhavetokeepyourmouthshutaboutanythingyousee.

-What'

sshegonnasee?

-Justdrive!

Ooh,maybeIshouldalsogetagiftformyauntPat.

HaveIevertoldyouabouther?

Totalgunnut,livescompletelyoffthegrid.

DidyouseehowcuteGloriawaswithLily?

Oh,Patishilarious.

tthinkshe'

spaidtaxesin20years,

butveryhospitable.

Alwayshasadeerinthefreezer.

Wouldyoulistentome?

IthinkthatGloriaandmydad

couldbeLily'

sguardians.

Look,youknowIloveJay,

andthey'

restillinthemix,

butIjustdon'

tknowabouthimraisingachild.

Well,Cam,heraisedme.

Well,nowyou'

veputmeinanawkwardposition.

Oh,lookatthat.That'

sadorable.

Let'

sseeifwecangetyousomesnowpants.

IjustwishIfeltbetter.

IthinkI'

mcomingdownwithflu-likesymptoms.

Coupleofhoursbeforeyourcampingtrip,huh?

Iwanttogo.

sjust,ifI'

msick,

Imightgetthechaperonessick,

Andwithoutchaperones,it'

sanarchy.

Manny,listentome.

Thebuddysystemfallsapart,

Theprincipleof"

Lastin,firstout"

isignored.

-It'

sbutterflies.-Where?

You'

rejustnervousbecause

there'

sgonnabealotofphysicalactivity,

whichisnotexactlyyourstrongsuit.

Itisalittledauntingoutthere.

D-don'

tusetheword"

daunting"

innature,okay?

Youjustneedalittleself-confidence.

Lookatthis.Theygotoneoftheserockwallshere.

Whydon'

tyouhopuponthat?

Why?

Toprovethatyoucandoit.

Ifyoucandothat,youcandoanything.

Really?

CanIfly?

CanIspeakChinese?

No,butyoucansleepinthehousetonight.

Ace?

Wanttowiremyboyup,here?

Goahead.

msorryIwentbehindyourback.

Butyougetsodefensivewhenever

wetalkaboutLuke'

sissues.

Hedoesn'

thaveissues.You'

rejustaworrier.

Likewhenyouthoughthewasnevergonnatalk.

Hewas2,andallhecoulddowasbark!

-Iunderstoodhim.-Phil!

Look,hestartscominghere,

theotherkidsfindout,hebecomesatarget,

likethatlimpinggazelleatthewateringhole

thatthealligatorknowstoeat.

recrocodiles,notalligators.

TherearenoalligatorsinAfrica.

Howaboutatthezoo?

Bam!

Whoneedsashrinknow?

-Mr.Andmrs.Dunphy?

-Yes?

Hi.

Luke,I'

mgonnatalktoyourmomanddadforaminute,okay?

Okay.She'

s,like,thebestdoctorever.

Acoupleofpuzzles,noshots.

Ididn'

tevenhavetotakemypantsoff.

Foundthatoneoutalittlelate.

vebeenthere,buddy.

Well,luke'

saterrifickid.

Ihaveafewthoughts,but,honestly,

tseeanythingthat'

scauseforalarm.

Awesome.Thankssomuchforyourtime.

We--wewouldlovetohearyourthoughts.

Well...he'

sabrightandcuriousboy,

Buthegetsdistracted.

Iseeitallthetimewithabove-averagekids.

Phil,honey,Iwantyoutohearthis.

realittleoverstimulated

becausetherearesomanythingsthey'

reinterestedin.

Theyneverseemtofocus.

Makesmecrazy.

Toocrazy.

Well,theyusuallydooutgrowit.

-Whatiftheydon'

t?

-Hewill.

Well,there'

s--there'

smedication,

butwhydon'

twecrossthatbridgeifwecometoit?

Isthereanywaytoavoidthatbridgealtogether?

Youknow,maybethere'

sdietor--

orfocusingexercisesorsomething?

Mrs.Dunphy,whatexactlyareyouworriedabout?

Getcomfortable.

mworriedhe'

sturningintoyou,Phil.

IknewtheminuteIopenedmymouth

thatIwasinthewrong,

but,honestly,sometimesIwonderabouthim.

itlookslikethecanisstandingstill.

stotallyright!

IjustfinditinterestingthatyoublameJay

foreverythingfromyournightterrorstoyourshybladder,

Andnowhe'

stheperfectguardianforLily.

No,notperfect,and--and

Ineversaidanythingaboutmyshybladder.

O-oh.ThenwhydidIhavetostandguardoutsidethebathroom

O-oh.ThenwhydidIhavetostandguardoutside