老友记110季中英文剧本之116 The One With Two Parts part 1Word下载.docx

老友记110季中英文剧本之116 The One With Two Parts part 1Word下载.docx

《老友记110季中英文剧本之116 The One With Two Parts part 1Word下载.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《老友记110季中英文剧本之116 The One With Two Parts part 1Word下载.docx（24页珍藏版）》请在冰豆网上搜索。

Excuseme,helloMiss,"

sonowI’mhere.

No,no...howcomeyouareworkinghere?

Right,yeah,’causeitsclosetowhereIlive,andtheapronsarereallycute.

Canwestartover?

Yeah.Okaygreat.I’mgonnabeoverhere.（Shewandersaway.）

Chandler&

Joey:

No,no,no!

OpeningCredits

AwintryFebruarydayinNewYorkCity,snowplowsareclearingthestreets.InsideCentralPerk,allthreegirlsarepayingcourttoRoss.]

Ross:

Idon’tknowwhetherhe’stestingme,orjustactingout,butmymonkeyisoutofcontrol.But,hekeepserasingthemessagesonmymachine,"

supposedly"

byaccident.

Rachel:

No,yeah,I’vedonethat.

Andthen,likethreedaysinarowhegottothenewspaperbeforeIdid,andpeedalloverthecrossword.

I’veneverdonethat.

（Outsideinthestreet,JoeyandChandlerarrive,topeerthroughthewindowatPhoebe,bybendingdowntolookunderneaththeshop’ssign—alargesteamingcupofcoffee.）

Allright,nowlookatherandtellmeshedoesn’tlookexactlylikehersister.

I’msayin’Iseeadifference.

They’retwins!

Idon’tcare.Phoebe’sPhoebe.Ursula’s...hot!

（JoeyandChandlercomeindoors.）

Youknowthatthing,whenyouandItalktoeachotheraboutthings?

Yeah.

Let’snotdothatanymore.

（Theyhanguptheircoatsandscarves,thenapproachtheirfriendsonthemainsofa.）

All:

Heyguys!

Hey!

HeyPheebs,guesswhowesawtoday.

Phoebe:

Ooh,ooh,fun!

Okay...um,LiamNeeson.

Nope.

MorlySafer.

Thewomanwhocutsmyhair!

Monica:

Okay,look,thiscouldbeareallylonggame.

YoursisterUrsula.

（Herfacedropping）Oh,really.

Yeah,yeah,sheworksoveratthatplace,uh...

Rift’s.Yeah,Iknow.

Oh,youdo?

Becauseshesaidyouguyshaven’ttalkedinlikeyears.

Hmmm?

Yeah.So,um,isshefat?

NotfromwhereIwasstandin’.

（TurningtoChandler）wherewereyoustanding?

Um,Pheebs,so,youguysjustdon’tgetalong?

It’smostlyjustdumbsisterstuff,youknow,Imean,like,everyonealwaysthoughtofherastheprettyone,youknow...Oh,oh,shewasthefirstonetostartwalking,eventhoughIdidit...laterthatsameday.But,tomyparents,bythenitwaslike"

yeah,right,wellwhatelseisnew?

"

Oh,Pheebs,I’msorry,I’vegottogo.I’vegotLamazeclass.

Oh,andI’vegotEarthScience,butI'

llcatchyouinGym.

So,isthisjustgonnabeyouandCarol?

No,Susan’sgonnabetheretoo.We’vegotdads,we’vegotlesbians,thewholeparentingteam.

Well,isn’t,isn’tthatgonnabeweird?

No,no.（Distractedlyputtingonajackettogoout）Imean,itmightabeenatfirst,butbynowI,IthinkI’mprettycomfortablewiththewholesituation.

Ross,that’smyjacket.

Iknow.

（RachelgrinsasRossremovesthegirliejacket,grabshisown,andrushesout.）

TheLamazeclass,severalcouplesandonetriositonthefloor,introducingthemselvestotheteacher,who’sgotasfarasawomansittingnexttoRoss,Carol,andSusan.]

Woman:

Hi,we’retheRostins.Err,I’mJ.C.,andhe’sMichael,andwe’rehavingaboy,andagirl.

Teacher:

Goodforyou.Alrighty,next?

Hi,um,I’merr,（hastoclearhisthroat）I’mRossGeller,anderrah...（patsCarol’sbulge）..that’s,that’smyboyinthere,anduh,（points）thisisCarolWillick,andthis...isSusanBunch.SusanisumCarol’s,just,com...（embarrassmentfinallyoverwhelmsthepoorfellow,whobecomesincoherentuntil）..who’snext?

I’msorry,Ididn’tget...Susanis?

SusanisCarol’s,Carol’s,Carol’s,friend...

Carol:

Lifepartner.

Likebuddies.

Susan:

Likelovers.

Youknowhowclosewomencanget.

（Theteachersmiles,buthereyebrowsgoup.SusanandCarolpateachotheraffectionately.）

SusanandIlivetogether.

AlthoughIwasmarriedtoher.

Carol,notme.

Err,right.

It’salittlecomplicated.

Alittle.

Butwe’refine.

Absolutely.（Turnsbacktothewomannexttohim.）So,twins...hah!

That’sliketwobirths.（Hestrugglesagain.）Ouch.

[Scene:

Chandler'

sOffice,Chandlerisworking.]

（Helen’sbuzzerisheardontheintercom,soChandlerpresseshisbutton,too.）

And（heimitatesthebuzzer）toyoutoo,Helen.

Helen:

（Overtheintercom）NinaBookbinderisheretoseeyou.

Oh,okay.Sendherin.

（Hehurriedlycheckshishairinhiscomputerscreen,beforetakingasportingtrophyfromadrawertoplaceostentatiouslyonhisdesk.Anattractiveyoungwomanopensthedoor.）

Nina:

Hi.

Hi,Nina.Comeonin.

Youwantedtoseeme?

Uh,Yes.Yes.I’vejustbeengoingoveryourdatahere,andlittlething,you’vebeenpost-datingyourFridaynumbers.

Whichisbad,because?

Well,itthrowsmyWENUSoutofwhack.

Your...excuseme?

WENUS.（Coughs）WeeklyEstimatedNet...

Oh,NetUsageStatistics,right.Gotcha,gotcha.Won’thappenagain.Iwouldn’twanttodoanythingtohurtyour..."

wenus."

（NinabeamsflirtatiouslyatChandler,whocatchesherdrift,butforoncehe’slostforsomethingtosay&

ndash;

soshenodsherheadtotellhimthathe’sthinkingcorrectly...）

MonicaandRachel'

s,Ross,Chandler,andthegirlsaredividingsomeChinesetakeout,whilethesitcomFamilyMattersisplayingontheTV.]

It’snotjustthatshe’scute,okay.It’sjustthat...she’sreallyreallycute.

Itdoesn’tmatter.Youdon’tdipyourpeninthecompanyink.

（Marcelscampersabout,interferingwiththeneatness.）

Ross,yourlittlecreature’sgottheremoteagain.

Marcel,Marcel,giveRossietheremote.Marcel.Marcel,yougiveRossietheremoterightnow...Marce...yougiveRossietheremote...

（MarcelpointstheremoteatMonica’stelevision,pressingaparticularcombinationofkeys.ThelogoSAPappearsonthescreen,andsuddenlythedialogueisdubbedintoSpanish.）

Great.

Relax,I’llfixit.

（Lookingatthetelevision）Cool..."

Urkel"

inSpanishis"

Urkel."

（lookingattheremote）Howdidhedothis?

（Lookingoutatthebalcony）Sotellmesomething,isleavingtheChristmaslightsuppartofyourplantokeepusmerryallyearlong?

（Rachelslowlyspinsaround,finallynoticingthatthelightshaveoutstayedtheirwelcome.）

Ahno,yousee,someonewassupposedtotakethemdownaroundNewYear’s...butobviouslysomeoneforgot.

Well,someonewassupposedtowrite"

Rach,takedownthelights"

andputitonthere...frigerate...（finallynoticingMonica’snotestucktotherefrigerator）Howlonghasthatbeenthere?

（Joeyenters,lookingextremelypleasedwithhimself.）

Hey,whereyoubeen?

IwentbacktoRiff’s.IthinkUrsulalikesme.AllIorderedwascoffee,shebroughtmeatunameltandfourplatesofcurlyfries.

Score.

Sheissohot!

Yeah,listen.Okay,beforeyoudoanythingJoey-like,youmightwannarunitbyerr...（heindicatesPhoebe,whoishelpingRossunderstandtheremotecontrol.）

Pheebs?

（Jumpingup）Yeah?

YouthinkitwouldbeokayifIaskedoutyoursister?

Why?

Whywouldyouwanna...dothat?

Sothatifwewentoutonadate,she’dbethere.

Well,Imean,I’mnotmysister’s,youknow,whatever,andum...Imean,it’strue,wewereoneegg,once,buterr,youknow,we’vegrownapart,so,um...Idon’tknow,whynot?

Okay.

Cool,thanks.

（HehappilygesturesatChandlerthattherewasnothingtoworryabout,thenexits.RachelandMonicaareconcernedforpoorPhoebe,whoslidesbackdownnexttoRoss.）

Youokay?

YeahI’mfine.

YouwannawatchLaverneyShirley?

（Thesitcombeginswithitsfamiliarrefrain,yetwithaLatinlilt.RachelandMonicadoalittledancewiththeirchopsticks,andPhoebehastogrinasRossjoinsintherhythm.）

Lamazeclass.Susanisthere.Eachcouplehasadoll,fortheyhavejustfinishedlearninghowtochangeadiaper.AsRossrushesin,steppingontheRostins’pretendbaby,squashingitsheadflat.Itbleats,inprotest.Heperformsemergencysurgery,thenhandsthedollbacktoJ.C.]

Sorry.

Hi.SorryI’mlate.Where’s,where’sCarol?

Stuckatschool.Someparent-teacherthing.Youcango.I’llgettheinformation.

No...No...No.IthinkIshouldstay,Ithinkweshouldbothknowwhat’sgoingon.

Oh,good.This’llbefun.

Alrighty.We’regonnastartwithsomebasicthirdstagebreathingexercises,soMummies,whydon’tyougetonyourback?

And...coaches,youshouldbesupportingMummy’shead.

（RossandSusaneachgesturefortheothertoliedown.）

RossandSusan:

What?

Iamsupposedtobethemommy?

Okay,I’mgonnaplaymyspermcardonemoreti