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dearxxx,

asagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducation,ihaveafewverybasicexpectations.chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethemongroundsquirrel.afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthemissionofourduties,icanonlysurmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeneticwastesofourtime.

askingme,anetworkadministrator,toexplaineverylittlenuanceofeverythingidoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftime,butalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.iwashiredbecauseiknowhowtonetworkputersystems,andyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployees,whowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpasteforthehundredthtime.

youwillneverunderstandputers.somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.youwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyou,butiamgoingtotryandexplainittoyou,eventhoughiamsurethiswillbejustaseffectiveastellingyouwhatanipaddressis.yourshinynewimachasmorepersonalitythanyoueverwill.

youwalkaroundthebuildingallday,shiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.youhaveasharpdressed,uselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterview,butnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibility,youpawnitoffonoverworkedstaff,hopingtheirtalentwillcoverforyourglaringineptitude.inaworldofmanagerialevolution,youaretheblue-greenalgaethateveryoneelseeatsandlaughsat.managerslikeyouareasadproofofthedilbertprinciple.

sincethissituationisunlikelytochangewithoutyougettingafullfrontallobotomyreversal,iamforcedtotendermyresignation.however,ihaveafewpartingthoughts.

1.whensomeonecallsyouinreferencetoemployment,itisillegalforyoutogivemeabadremendation.themostyoucansaytohurtmeisiprefernottoment.iwillhavefriendsrandomlycallyouoverthenextcoupleofyearstokeepyouhonest,becauseiknowyouwouldbeunabletodoitonyourown.

2.ihaveallthepassstoeveryaccountonthesystem,andiknoweverypassyouhaveusedforthelastfiveyears.ifyoudecidetogetcute,iamgoingtopublishyourfavoriteslist,whichiconvenientlysavedwhenyoumademebackupyouruselessfiles.idobelievethattermslikelolitaarenotusuallyviewedfavorablybytheadministration.

3.whenyouborrowedthedigitalcameratotakepicturesofyourmothersbirthday,youneglectedtomentionthatyouweregoingtotakepicturesofyourselfinthemirrornude.thenyouforgottoerasethemlikethetechno-moronyoureallyare.sufficeittosayihaveneverseensuchoddactswithasaucebottle,butiassureyouthatthosehavebeencopiedandkeptinsafeplacespendingtheauthoringofaglowingletterofremendation.（trytouseaspellcheckplease;

ihatehavingtocorrectyourmistakes.）

thankyouforyourtime,andiexpecttheletterofremendationonmydeskby8:

00amtomorrow.oneofthistoanybody,andallofyourlittletwistedrepugnantobsessionswillbeopentothepublic.neverscrewwithyoursystemsadministrator.why?

becausetheyknowwhatyoudowithallthatfreetime!

wishingyouagrandandgloriousday.

第二篇：

asagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducation,ihaveafewverybasicexpectations.chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethemongroundsquirrel.afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthemissionofourduties,icanonly

surmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeneticwastesofourtime.askingme,anetworkadministrator,toexplaineverylittlenuanceofeverythingidoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftime,butalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.iwashiredbecauseiknowhowtonetworkputersystems,andyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployees,whowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpasteforthehundredthtime.

youwillneverunderstandputers.somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.youwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyou,butiamgoingtotryandexplainittoyou,eventhoughiamsurethiswillbejustas

effectiveastellingyouwhatanipaddressis.yourshinynewimachasmorepersonalitythanyoueverwill.

youwalkaroundthebuildingallday,shiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.youhaveasharpdressed,uselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterview,butnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibility,youpawnitoffonoverworkedstaff,hopingtheirtalentwillcoverforyourglaringineptitude.inaworldofmanagerialevolution,youaretheblue-greenalgaethateveryonee