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高中英语Unit4Pygmalion1
Unit4Pygmalion
(1)
Pygmalion
ByGeorgeBernardShaw
ACTI
CoventGardenat11.15p.m.Torrentsofheavysummerrain.Cabwhistlesblowingfranticallyinalldirections.PedestriansrunningforshelterintothemarketandundertheporticoofSt.Paul'sChurch,wheretherearealreadyseveralpeople,amongthemaladyandherdaughterineveningdress.Theyareallpeeringoutgloomilyattherain,exceptonemanwithhisbackturnedtotherest,whoseemswhollypreoccupiedwithanotebookinwhichheiswritingbusily.
Thechurchclockstrikesthefirstquarter.
THEDAUGHTER[inthespacebetweenthecentralpillars,closetotheoneonherleft]I'mgettingchilledtothebone.WhatcanFreddybedoingallthistime?
Hesbeengonetwentyminutes.
THEMOTHER[Onherdaughter'sright]Notsolong.Butheoughttohavegotusacabbythis.
ABYSTANDER[onthelady'sright]Hewontgetnocabnotuntilhalf-pasteleven,missus,whentheycomebackafterdroppingtheirtheatrefares.
THEMOTHER.Butwemusthaveacab.Wecantstandhereuntilhalf-pasteleven.It'stoobad.
THEBYSTANDER.Well,itaintmyfault,missus.
THEDAUGHTER.IfFreddyhadabitofgumption,hewouldhavegotoneatthetheatredoor.
THEMOTHER.Whatcouldhehavedone,poorboy?
THEDAUGHTER.Otherpeoplegotcabs.Whycouldnthe?
FreddyrushesinoutoftherainfromtheSouthamptonStreetside,andcomesbetweenthemclosingadrippingumbrella.Heisayoungmanoftwenty,ineveningdress,verywetaroundtheankles.
THEDAUGHTER.Well,havntyougotacab?
FREDDY.Theresnotonetobehadforloveormoney.
THEMOTHER.Oh,Freddy,theremustbeone.Youcanthavetried.
THEDAUGHTER.It'stootiresome.Doyouexpectustogoandgetoneourselves?
FREDDY.Itellyoutheyreallengaged.Therainwassosudden:
nobodywasprepared;andeverybodyhadtotakeacab.IvebeentoCharingCrossonewayandnearlytoLudgateCircustheother;andtheywereallengaged.
THEMOTHER.DidyoutryTrafalgarSquare?
FREDDY.TherewasntoneatTrafalgarSquare.
THEDAUGHTER.Didyoutry?
FREDDY.ItriedasfarasCharingCrossStation.DidyouexpectmetowalktoHammersmith?
THEDAUGHTER.Youhavnttriedatall.
THEMOTHER.Youreallyareveryhelpless,Freddy.Goagain;anddontcomebackuntilyouhavefoundacab.
FREDDY.Ishallsimplygetsoakedfornothing.
THEDAUGHTER.Andwhataboutus?
Arewetostayhereallnightinthisdraught,withnexttonothingon.Youselfishpig—
FREDDY.Oh,verywell:
I'llgo,I'llgo.[HeopenshisumbrellaanddashesoffStrandwards,butcomesintocollisionwithaflowergirl,whoishurryinginforshelter,knockingherbasketoutofherhands.Ablindingflashoflightning,followedinstantlybyarattlingpealofthunder,orchestratestheincident].
THEFLOWERGIRL.Nahthen,Freddy:
lookwh'y'gowin,deah.
FREDDY.Sorry[herushesoff].
THEFLOWERGIRL[pickingupherscatteredflowersandreplacingtheminthebasket]Theresmennersf'yer!
Te-oobanchesovoyletstrodintothemad.[Shesitsdownontheplinthofthecolumn,sortingherflowers,onthelady'sright.Sheisnotatallanattractiveperson.Sheisperhapseighteen,perhapstwenty,hardlyolder.ShewearsalittlesailorhatofblackstrawthathaslongbeenexposedtothedustandsootofLondonandhasseldomifeverbeenbrushed.Herhairneedswashingratherbadly:
itsmousycolorcanhardlybenatural.Shewearsashoddyblackcoatthatreachesnearlytoherkneesandisshapedtoherwaist.Shehasabrownskirtwithacoarseapron.Herbootsaremuchtheworseforwear.Sheisnodoubtascleanasshecanaffordtobe;butcomparedtotheladiessheisverydirty.Herfeaturesarenoworsethantheirs;buttheirconditionleavessomethingtobedesired;andsheneedstheservicesofadentist].
THEMOTHER.Howdoyouknowthatmyson'snameisFreddy,pray?
THEFLOWERGIRL.Ow,eezye-ooasan,ise?
Wal,fewddany'de-ootybawmzamathershould,eednowbetterntospawlaporegel'sflahrznthanranawyathahtpyin.Willye-oopymef'them?
[Here,withapologies,thisdesperateattempttorepresentherdialectwithoutaphoneticalphabetmustbeabandonedasunintelligibleoutsideLondon.]
THEDAUGHTER.Donothingofthesort,mother.Theidea!
THEMOTHER.Pleaseallowme,Clara.Haveyouanypennies?
THEDAUGHTER.No.I'venothingsmallerthansixpence.
THEFLOWERGIRL[hopefully]Icangiveyouchangeforatanner,kindlady.
THEMOTHER[toClara]Giveittome.[Clarapartsreluctantly].Now[tothegirl]Thisisforyourflowers.
THEFLOWERGIRL.Thankyoukindly,lady.
THEDAUGHTER.Makehergiveyouthechange.Thesethingsareonlyapennyabunch.
THEMOTHER.Doholdyourtongue,Clara.[Tothegirl].Youcankeepthechange.
THEFLOWERGIRL.Oh,thankyou,lady.
THEMOTHER.Nowtellmehowyouknowthatyounggentleman'sname.
THEFLOWERGIRL.Ididnt.
THEMOTHER.Iheardyoucallhimbyit.Donttrytodeceiveme.
THEFLOWERGIRL[protesting]Whostryingtodeceiveyou?
IcalledhimFreddyorCharliesameasyoumightyourselfifyouwastalkingtoastrangerandwishedtobepleasant.[Shesitsdownbesideherbasket].
THEDAUGHTER.Sixpencethrownaway!
Really,mamma,youmighthavesparedFreddythat.[Sheretreatsindisgustbehindthepillar].
Anelderlygentlemanoftheamiablemilitarytyperushesintoshelter,andclosesadrippingumbrella.HeisinthesameplightasFreddy,verywetabouttheankles.Heisineveningdress,withalightovercoat.Hetakestheplaceleftvacantbythedaughter'sretirement.
THEGENTLEMAN.Phew!
THEMOTHER[tothegentleman]Oh,sir,isthereanysignofitsstopping?
THEGENTLEMAN.I'mafraidnot.Itstartedworsethaneverabouttwominutesago.[Hegoestotheplinthbesidetheflowergirl;putsuphisfootonit;andstoopstoturndownhistrouserends].
THEMOTHER.Oh,dear!
[Sheretiressadlyandjoinsherdaughter].
THEFLOWERGIRL[takingadvantageofthemilitarygentleman'sproximitytoestablishfriendlyrelationswithhim].Ifit'sworseit'sasignit'snearlyover.Socheerup,Captain;andbuyafloweroffapoorgirl.
THEGENTLEMAN.I'msorry,Ihavntanychange.
THEFLOWERGIRL.Icangiveyouchange,Captain.
THEGENTLEMEN.Forasovereign?
Ivenothingless.
THEFLOWERGIRL.Garn!
Ohdobuyafloweroffme,Captain.Icanchangehalf-a-crown.Takethisfortuppence.
THEGENTLEMAN.Nowdontbetroublesome:
theresagoodgirl.[Tryinghispockets]Ireallyhavntanychange—Stop:
heresthreehapence,ifthatsanyusetoyou[heretreatstotheotherpillar].
THEFLOWERGIRL[disappointed,butthinkingthreehalfpencebetterthannothing]Thankyou,sir.
THEBYSTANDER[tothegirl]Youbecareful:
givehimaflowerforit.Theresablokeherebehindtakingdowneveryblessedwordyouresaying.[Allturntothemanwhoistakingnotes].
THEFLOWERGIRL[springingupterrified]Iaintdonenothingwrongbyspeakingtothegentleman.IvearighttosellflowersifIkeepoffthekerb.[Hysterically]I'marespectablegirl:
sohelpme,Ineverspoketohimexcepttoaskhimtobuyafloweroffme.[Generalhubbub,mostlysympathetictotheflowergirl,butdeprecatingherexcessivesensibility.CriesofDontstarthollerin.Whoshurtingyou?
Nobody'sgoingtotouchyou.Whatsthegoodoffussing?
Steadyon.Easy,easy,etc.,comefromtheelderlystaidspectators,whopathercomfortingly.Lesspatientonesbidhershutherhead,oraskherroughlywhatiswrongwithher.Aremotergroup,notknowingwhatthematteris,crowdinandincreasethenoisewithquestionandanswer:
Whatstherow?
Whatshedo?
Whereishe?
Atectakingherdown.What!
him?
Yes:
himoverthere:
Tookmoneyoffthegentleman,etc.Theflowergirl,distraughtandmobbed,breaksthroughthemtothegentleman,cryingwildly]Oh,sir,dontlethimchargeme.Youdunnowhatitmeanstome.Theylltakeawaymycharacteranddrivemeonthestreetsforspeakingtogentlemen.They—
THENOTETAKER[comingforwardonherright,therestcrowdingafterhim]There,there,there,there!
whoshurtingyou,yousillygirl?
Whatdoyoutakemefor?
THEBYSTANDER.It'sallright:
hesagentleman:
lookathisboots.[Explainingtothenotetaker]Shethoughtyouwasacopper'snark,sir.
THENOTETAKER[withquickinterest]Whatsacopper'snark?
THEBYSTANDER[inaptatdefinition]It'sa—well,it'sacopper'snark,asyoumightsay.Whatelsewouldyoucallit?
Asortofinformer.
THEFLOWERGIRL[stillhysterical]ItakemyBibleoathIneversaidaword—
THENOTETAKER[overbearingbutgood-humored]Oh,shutup,shutup.DoIlooklikeapoliceman?
THEFLOWERGIRL[farfromreassured]Thenwhatdidyoutakedownmywordsfor?
HowdoIknowwhetheryoutookmedownright?
Youjustshewmewhatyouvewroteaboutme.[Thenotetakeropenshisbookandholdsitsteadilyunderhernose,thoughthepressureofthemobtryingtoreaditoverhisshoulderswouldupsetaweakerman].Whatsthat?
Thataintproperwriting.Icantreadthat.
THENOTETAKER.Ican.[Reads,reproducingherpronunciationexactly]"Cheerap,Keptin;n'bawyaflahrorfaporegel."
THEFLOWERGIRL[muchdistressed]It'sbecauseIcalledhimCaptain.Imeantnoharm.[Tothegentleman]Oh,sir,dontlethimlayachargeagenmeforawordlikethat.You—
THEGENTLEMAN.Charge!
Imakenocharge.[Tothenotetaker]Really,sir,ifyouareadetective,youneednotbeginprotectingmeagainstmolestationbyyoungwomenuntilIaskyou.Anybodycouldseethatthegirlmeantnoharm.
THEBYSTANDERSGENERALLY[demonstratingagainstpoliceespionage]Coursetheycould.Whatbusinessisitofyours?
Youmindyourownaffairs.Hewantspromotion,hedoes.Takingdownpeople'swords!
Girlneversaidawordtohim.Whatharmifshedid?
Nicethinga