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千万别学英语版

千万别学英语普及版1A

【ADSE普及版文本】AbsolutelyDon'tStudyEnglishJuniorVersion

Tape1ADayintheLifeofaTypicalAmericanFamilywithaStudent

Tape2ADayintheLifeofaTypicalAmericanFamilywithaStudent

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Tape1ADayintheLifeofaTypicalAmericanFamilywithaStudent

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Situation1WakingUp

（ItisMondaymorning.Robert'sMomcomesintohisroomandwakeshimup.）

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,wakeup.It'sseveno'clock.

Robert（Son）:

Oh,Mom.Can'tIsleepalittlelonger?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

No,youhavetocatchthebusatsevenforty-five.

Robert（Son）:

Okay,I'llgetup.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

That'sagoodboy.I'llgetbreakfastreadywhileyoutakeashower.

Robert（Son）:

Isanyoneinthebathroom?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

No,youcanshowerrightnow.

Robert（Son）:

Great!

What'sforbreakfast?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Ihaven'tdecidedyet.Youjusttakeyourshower,brushyourteethandhair.AndI'lltakecareofthefood.

Robert（Son）:

Allright.I'llcomedownstairsinfifteenminutes.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Tenminuteswouldbebetter.

Robert（Son）:

I'llhurry,butIcan'tpromise.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Butyoumightmissthebusifyouwaittoolong.

Robert（Son）:

Youareright,Mom.I'llbedownintenminutes.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

That'sagoodboy.Hurryup!

Robert（Son）:

Hey,Mom.Canyoumakewafflesforbreakfast?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Ican'tpromise.Butifyouhurry,Imightmakethem.

Robert（Son）:

Forwaffles,I'llalwayshurry.

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Situation2Breakfast

（Comingdownstairsandsittingatthetable.）

Robert（Son）:

Mom,breakfastsmellsgreat.Whatisit?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

It'swaffles.Justlikeyouwanted.

Robert（Son）:

Thanks,Mom.You'rethebest!

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Yes,butonlywhenImakewhatyouwanttoeat.

Robert（Son）:

Mom,youknowthat'snottrue.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Iknow.Iwasonlyjoking.Ialsomadeyousomesausageandorangejuice.

Robert（Son）:

Perfect!

Howdidyouknowsausageandwafflesweremyfavorite?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,I'myourmother.Iknoweverythingaboutyou.

Robert（Son）:

Noteverything.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Oh,really?

Whatdon'tIknow?

Robert（Son）:

Well,youdon'tknowI'monthebasketballteamatschool.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Thewhat?

Robert（Son）:

Thebasketballteam.I'montheteamandI'mplayingforward.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Doesyoufatherknowaboutthis?

Robert（Son）:

No.Andhedoesn'thavetoknow.Ifyoudon'ttellhim…

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,youknowIhavetotellhim.Heisyourfather.

Robert（Son）:

Yeah,butMom,youknowhewon'tunderstand.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Yes,hewill.Youjusthavetoexplainittohim.

Robert（Son）:

No,hewon't.Hejustwantsmetostudy.Hedoesn'tlikesportsatall.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Yes,hedoes.Heplaysgolf.

Robert（Son）:

Mom,golfisnotasport.It'sagameforoldpeople.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Becareful!

Iplaygolftoo.

Robert（Son）:

Iknow.Ijustmeanit'snotsportlikebasketball.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Oh,herecomesyourfathernow.We'lltellhim.

Robert（Son）:

Doyouhaveto?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Yes.

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Situation3TalkingtoDad

（Robert'sDadcomesdownstairsandjoinsRobertandhisMomatthetable.）

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Goodmorning,dear.

Robert（Son）:

Goodmorning,Dad.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Goodmorning,youtwo.Whatwereyoujusttalkingabout?

Robert（Son）:

Nothing.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,tellyourfatherwhichyoujusttoldme!

Robert'sDad（Father）:

What'sthat,Robert?

Robert（Son）:

Well,it'sreallynothing.ButIamplayalittlebasketballafterschoolthesedays.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,it'smorethanjustalittlebasketball.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Whichisit,alittleormore?

Robert（Son）:

Dad,Iamonthebasketballteam.Isn'tthatgreat?

Robert'sDad（Father）:

I'mnotsure.YouknowhowIfeelaboutyouplayingsportsandnotstudying.

Robert（Son）:

ButIamstudying,Dad.Ipromise.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Istilldon'tliketheideaofyouplayingwhenyoushouldbedoingschoolwork.

Robert（Son）:

ButIcandoboth.Icanplaysportsanddomyschoolwork.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Areyousure?

Robert（Son）:

Yes.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Whatdoyouthink,dear?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Ithinkweshouldgivehimachance.Ifhecankeepgoodgradesinschoolwhileplayingbasketball,thenweshouldlethimplay.Butifhisgradesarebad,hewillhavetoquittheteam.

Robert（Son）:

Yeah,Dad.That'sfair.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Well,it'ssoundsokay.Let'sgiveitatry.Butifyoudon'tdoyourschoolwork,you'llofftheteam.Doyouunderstand?

Robert（Son）:

Yes.ThanksMom,you'regreat.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Yourfathersaidyes,too.

Robert（Son）:

Oh,yeah.Thanks,Dad.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Robert,you'dbettergo.You'llbelateforyourbus.

Robert（Son）:

Okay,I'mgoing.Thanksforbreakfast.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Hurryup!

Robert（Son）:

Bye!

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Bye!

Seeyoutonight.

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Situation4MomandDadHaveaTalk

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Hesureisgoingupfast.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Tellmeaboutit.Heseemstochangeeverymonth.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Whatdoyouthinkabouthimplayingteambasketball?

I'mworrythathe'llneglectschoolandgettooinvolvedinathleticsandalltheotherdistractionforthecomewithplayingsports.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Oh,Idon'tknow.IknowIsoundednegativeaboutitjustnowwithRobert.Butactually,Iamhappyhe'splaying.Iplayedsportsfrommiddleschoolanditdidn'thurtmygrades.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Areyouserious?

Youwereluckytograduatefromhighschool.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Igotgoodgradesatuniversity.Besides,kidsshouldgetmoreoutofmiddleandhighschoolthanbooksandtests.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Butthisistheagewherehewilldevelopmostofhishabits,bothgoodandbad.Whatifheendsuplikingsportsmorethanschool?

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Sowhat?

Yousaythatasifitistheendoftheworld.WhenIwashisageallIcaredaboutwassportsandgirls.Andlookatme,Iturnedoutjustfine.

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Thatisbecauseyoudidn'thaveanyluckateithersportsorgirls,andrealizedyouhadbetterstudywhenyourwenttocollege.

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Careful!

WhenyousayIdidn'thaveanyluckwithwomenthatcouldmeanIwasunluckytohavemarriedyou?

Robert'sMom（Mother）:

Allright.I'lladmitthatafteryouentereduniversity,yougotyouracttogether.But,whatarewegoingtodoaboutRobert?

Robert'sDad（Father）:

Nothing!

Asitis,heisdoingfineinschoolandsowewillgivehimachanceandseeifhecanhandlebothbasketballandstudies.Whoknows?

WemayhaveafutureNBAstarforason.

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Situation5OntheSchoolBus

（Robertgoesoutsideandcatcheshisbus.HisfriendBillyisalreadyonthebus.）

Robert:

Hey,Billy!

What'sup?

Billy:

Hey,Bobby!

Howareyou?

Robert:

Mynameis'Robert',not'Bobby'.

Billy:

Andmynameis'William',buteverybodycallsme'Billy'.

Robert:

Well,that'syou,notme.Pleasecallme'Robert'fromnowon.

Billy:

Okay,Bob.

Robert:

Veryfunny.I'mgoingtostartcallyou'William'.

Billy:

No,Ihatethatname.Ipromisetocallyou'Robert'ifyoupromisenottocallme'William'.

Robert:

Ipromise.Youseehoweasythatwas.Hey,areyougoingtothepracticetoday?

Billy:

Practice?

Whatpractice?

Robert:

Basketballpractice,ofcourse.

Billy:

Ialmostforgot.Yeah,I'mgoing.Whataboutyou?

DidyourDadgiveyoupermission?

Robert:

Yep,canyoubelieveit?

Theoldmanisnotsobad.

Billy:

IthinkyourDadisreallycool.HeisverybetterthanmyDad.

Robert:

Thatwaswhatyouthink,butit'snottrue.Heonlywantsmetostudy,butmyMomhelpme,sonowIcanplaysportstoo.

Billy:

Whataboutyourgrades?

Robert:

IpromisethatIwouldgetgoodgrades.

Billy:

Whatifyoudon't?

Robert:

IfIdon't,thenIhavetoquitthebasketballteam.

Billy:

Iknowyou'llbestudyinghardthisyear.

Robert:

Yes,Iwill.Ilikebasketballenoughtomakemewanttostudyhard.

Billy:

yeah,schoolisnotsobadifyoucanbothstudyandplay.

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Situation6Basketball

（DavidissittingbehindRobertandwantstotalkaboutbasketball.）

David:

Iheardyourguystalkingofbasketball.Whodoyouthinkisthegreatestplayerever?

Robert:

That'seasy.It'sMichaelJordan.

David:

Idon'tthinkso.Ithinkit'sShaquilleO'Neal.

Robert:

What?

Shaq?

JordanisverybetterthanShaq!

David:

Noway!

Jordanhasmorefancymoves,butShaqisbetter.

Robert:

Areyoucrazy?

Shaqisjustbigandthatisall.Jordanisthebettershooter.Hehasbetterdefense.Heismorefuntowatch.Andhehaswonmorechampionships.HowdoyousayShaqisbetter?

David:

Idon'tknow.

Robert:

Whatyourmeanyoudon'tknow?

David:

ImeanIdon'tknowmuchaboutbasketball.IjustheardmyolderbrothersayingShaqwasthebest.

Robert:

Youdon'tknowmuchaboutbasketballandyouarefightingwithme.Areyouonabasketballteam?

David:

No,Iaminachessclub.

Robert:

Chessclub?

Thenyoushouldtalkaboutchessandnotbasketball.

David:

Sorry.Hey,doyoulikechess?

Robert:

Ihateit.Itisthemostboringgameonearth.

David:

Youshouldn'tsaythat!

Itisreallyfun!

Robert:

Okay,I'msorr