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BigBangTheory学习笔记S01X02

S01X02:

TheBigBranHypothesis

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-Howard:

Butdoesithavepeanutoil?

-Leonard:

I'mnotsure.

EveryonekeepaneyeonHowardincasehestartstoswellup.

-Sheldon:

Sinceit'snotbeeseason,youcanhavemyepinephrine.

-Howard:

Arethereanychopsticks？

-Sheldon:

Youdon'tneedchopsticks.ThisisThaifood.

-Leonard:

Herewego.

-Sheldon:

Thailandhashadtheforksincethelatterhalfofthe19thCentury.

Interestingly,theydon'tactuallyputtheforkintheirmouth.Theyuseittoputthefoodonaspoonwhichthengoesintotheirmouth.（knockatdoors）

-Leonard:

Askhimforanapkin.Idareyou.I‘llgetit.

-Howard:

DoIlookpuffy?

Ifeelpuffy.

-Penny：

Hey,Leonard.

-Leonard:

Oh,hi,Penny.

-Penny：

AmIinterrupting?

-Leonard:

No.

-Sheldon:

You'renotswelling,Howard.

-Howard:

No,no,lookatmyfingers.They'relikeViennasausages.

-Penny：

Soundslikeyouhavecompany.

-Leonard:

They'renotgoinganywhere.So,you'recominghomefromwork.That'sgreat.Howwaswork?

-Penny：

Well,youknow,it'saCheesecakeFactory.PeopleordercheesecakeandIbringittothem…

-Leonard:

Soyoukindofactlikeacarbohydratedeliverysystem.

-Penny：

Yeah.Callitwhateveryouwant,Igetmyminimumwage.Yeah.Um,anyways,Iwaswonderingifyoucouldhelpmeoutwithsomething.I'vekindahad...

-Leonard:

Yes.

-Penny：

Okay,great.I'mhavingsomefurnituredeliveredtomorrowandImaynotbehere,so...Oh.H…Hello.

I'msorry?

-Howard:

Haven'tyoueverbeentoldhowbeautifulyouareinflawlessRussian?

-Penny：

No,Ihaven't.

-Howard:

Getusedtoit.

-Penny：

Yeah.Iprobablywon't.

Hey，Sheldon.  Hi

Hey,Raj.Stillnottalkingtome,huh?

-Sheldon:

Don'ttakeitpersonally,it'shispathology.Hecan'ttalktowomen.

-Howard:

Hecan’ttalktoattractivewomenorinyourcase,acheesecakescentedgoddess.

-Leonard:

Sothere'sgoingtobesomefurnituredelivered?

-Penny：

Yeah,yeah.IfitgetshereandI'mnotheretomorrow,couldyoujustsignforit,andhavethemputitinmyapartment?

-Leonard:

Noproblem.

-Penny：

Great.Here'smysparekey.Thankyou.

Penny,wait.

-Penny：

Yeah?

-Leonard:

Uh...Ifyoudon'thaveanyotherplans,doyouwanttojoinusforThaifoodandaSupermanmoviemarathon?

-Penny：

Amarathon?

Wow.HowmanySupermanmoviesarethere?

-Sheldon:

You'rekidding,right?

-Penny：

IdoliketheonewhereLoisLanefallsfromthehelicopterandSupermanswooshesdownandcatchesher.Whichonewasthat?

-One（All）

-Sheldon:

Yourealizethatscenewasrifewithscientificinaccuracy.

-Penny：

Yes,Iknow,mencan'tfly.

-Sheldon:

No,no.Let'sassumethattheycan.

LoisLaneisfalling,acceleratingataninitialrateof32feetpersecond.

Supermanswoopsdowntosaveherbyreachingouttwoarmsofsteel.MissLane,whoisnowtravelingatapproximately120milesanhour,hitsthemandisimmediatelysliceintothreeequalpieces.

-Leonard:

UnlessSupermanmatchesherspeedanddecelerates.

-Sheldon:

Inwhatspace,sir?

 Inwhatspace?

She'stwofeetabovetheground.Frankly,ifhereallylovedher,he'dletherhitthepavement.It'dbeamoremercifuldeath.

-Leonard:

Excuseme,yourentireargumentispredicatedontheassumptionthatSuperman'sflightisafeatofstrength.

-Sheldon:

Areyoulisteningtoyourself?

ItiswellestablishedthatSuperman'sflightisafeatofstrength.Itisanextensionofhisabilitytoleaptallbuildings,anabilityhederivesfromexposuretoEarth'syellowsun.

-Howard：

Andyoudon'thaveaproblemwiththat?

Howdoesheflyatnight?

-Sheldon:

Oh,acombinationofthemoon'ssolarreflectionandtheenergy-storagecapacityofKryptonianskincells.

-Penny：

I'mjustgonnagowashup.

-Leonard:

Ihave2,600comicbooksinthere.IchallengeyoutofindasinglereferencetoKryptonianskincells.

-Sheldon:

Challengeaccepted.（Trytoopentheirdoor）We'relockedout.

-Raj：

Also,theprettygirlleft.

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-Leonard:

Ok,herapartment'sonthefourthfloorbuttheelevator'sbroken,soyou'regonnahaveto...Oh,you'rejustgonnabedone?

Okay.Cool.Thanks.Iguesswe'lljustbringitupourselves.

-Sheldon:

Ihardlythinkso.

-Leonard:

Whynot?

-Sheldon:

Well,wedon'thaveadolly,orliftingbeltsoranymeasurableupper-bodystrength.

-Leonard:

Wedon'tneedstrength--we'rephysicists.WearetheintellectualdescendantsofArchimedes.GivemeafulcrumandaleverandIcanmovetheEarth.

It'sjustamatterof...Idon'thavethis.Idon'thavethis!

Idonothavethis!

!

-Sheldon:

Archimedeswouldbesoproud.

-Leonard:

Doyouhaveanyideas?

-Sheldon:

Yes,buttheyallinvolveagreenlanternandapowerring.

-Leonard:

Easy...easy.Okay.Nowwe'vegotaninclinedplane.Theforcerequiredtoliftisreducedbythesineoftheangleofthestairs,callit30degrees,so,abouthalf.

-Sheldon:

Exactlyhalf.

-Leonard:

Exactlyhalf.Let'spush.Okay.See,it'smoving,thisiseasy.It'sallinthemath.

-Sheldon:

What'syourformulaforthecorner?

-Leonard:

What?

Okay,uh.Okay,yeah,noproblem.Justcomeuphere,helpmeandturn.

-Sheldon:

Ah,gravity,thouareaheartlessbitch.Youdounderstandthatoureffortsherewillinnowayincreasetheoddsofyouhavingsexualcongresswiththiswoman.

-Leonard:

Mendothingsforwomenwithoutexpectingsex.

-Sheldon:

Thosewouldbemenwhojusthadsex.

-Leonard:

I'mdoingthistobeagoodneighbor.Inanycase,there'snowayitcouldlowertheodds.

-Leonard:

Almostthere.Almostthere.Almostthere.

-Sheldon:

No,we'renot.We’renot.

-Leonard:

I'msorry.

-Sheldon:

Watchyourfingers.Watchyourfingers.

-Leonard:

Yeah.

-Sheldon:

Oh,God,myfingers!

-Leonard:

Youokay?

-Sheldon:

No,her...GreatCaesar'sghost,lookatthisplace.

-Leonard:

SoPenny'salittlemessy.

-Sheldon:

Alittlemessy?

TheMandelbrotsetofcomplexnumbersisalittlemessy.Thisischaos.Excuseme.Explaintomeanorganizationalsystemwhereatrayofflatwareonacouchisvalid.Now,I'mjustinferringthatthisisacouchbecausetheevidenceshowsthecoffeetableishavingatinygaragesale.

-Leonard:

Diditeveroccurtoyouthatnoteveryonehasthecompulsiveneedtosort,organizeandlabeltheentireworldaroundthem?

-Sheldon:

No.

-Leonard:

Well,theydon't.Hardasitmaybeforyoutobelieve,mostpeopledon'tsorttheirbreakfastcerealnumericallybyfibercontent.

-Sheldon:

Excuseme,butIthinkwe'vebothfoundthathelpfulattimes.

-Leonard:

Comeon,weshouldgo.

-Sheldon:

Hangon.

-Leonard:

Whatareyoudoing?

-Sheldon:

I'mstraighteningup.

-Leonard:

Sheldon,thisisnotyourhome.

-Sheldon:

No,thisisnotanyone'shome.Thisisaswirlingvortexofentropy.

-Leonard:

Whenthetransvestitelivedhere,youdidn'tcarehowhekepttheplace.

-Sheldon:

Becauseitwasimmaculate.Imean,youopenedthatman'scloset,itwaslefttorighteveninggowns,cocktaildresses,thenhispoliceuniforms.

-Leonard:

Whatwereyoudoinginhiscloset?

-Sheldon:

Ihelpedhimrunsomecableforawebcam.

-Penny：

Hey,guys. 

-Leonard:

Oh,Hey,Penny.Thisjustarrived,wejustbroughtthisup...justnow.

-Penny：

Great.Wasithardgettingitupthestairs?

-Leonard:

No.

-Sheldon:

"No"?

-Leonard:

No.

-Sheldon:

No.

-Leonard:

Well,we'llgetoutofyourhere.

-Penny：

Okay,great.Thankyouagain.

-Sheldon:

Penny...Ijustwantyoutoknowthatyoudon'thavetolivelikethis.I'mhereforyou.

-Penny：

What'shetalkingabout?

-Leonard:

It'sajoke.

-Penny：

Idon'tgetit.

-Leonard:

Yeah,hedidn'ttellitright.

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-Leonard:

Sheldon?

 Sheldon?

 Hello?

Sheldon!

-Sheldon:

Shh,Shh,shh.Penny'ssleeping.

-Leonard:

Areyouinsane?

Youcan'tjustbreakintoawoman'sapartmentinthemiddleofthenightandclean.

-Sheldon:

Ihadnochoice.Icouldn'tsleepknowingthatjustoutsidemybedroomwasourlivingroom,andimmediatelyadjacenttothehallwaywas...this.

-Leonard:

DoyourealizethatifPennywakesup,thereisnoreasonableexplanationastowhywe'rehere.

-Sheldon:

Ijustgaveyouareasonableexplanation.

-Leonard:

No,no,yougavemeanexplanation.Itsreasonablenesswillbedeterminedbyajuryofyourpeers.（？

）

-Sheldon:

Don'tberidiculous.Ihavenopeers.

-Leonard:

Sheldon,wehavetogetoutofhere.

-Sheldon:

Youmightwanttospeakinalowerregister.

-Leonard:

What?

-Sheldon:

Evolutionhasmadewomensensitivetohigh-pitchednoiseswhiletheysleepsothatthey'llberousedbyacryingbaby.Ifyouwanttoavoidwakingher,speakinalowerregister.

-Leonard:

That'sridiculous!

-Sheldon:

No.That'sridiculous.

-Leonard:

Fine.Iacceptyourpremise.Now,please,let'sgo.

-Sheldon:

I'mnotleavinguntilI'mdone.Ifyouhavetimetolean,youhavetimetoclean.

-Leonard:

Oh,whatthehell.

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-Sheldon:

Morning.

-Leonard:

Morning.

-Sheldon:

IhavetosayIsleptsplendidly.Granted,notlong,butjustdeeplyandwell.

-Leonard:

I'mnotsurprised.Awell-knownfolkcureforinsomniaistobreakinyourneighbor'sapartmentandclean.

-Sheldon:

Sarcasm?

-Leonard:

Youthink?

-Sheldon:

Granted,mymethodsmayhavebeensomewhatunorthodox,butIthinktheendresultwillbeameasurableenhancementtoPenny'squalityoflife.

-Leonard:

You'veconvincedme.Maybetonightweshouldsneakinandshampoohercarpet.

-Sheldon:

Youdon'tthinkthatcrossesaline?

-Leonard:

Yes.ForGod'ssake,Sheldon,doIhavetoholdupsarcasmsigneverytimeIopenmymouth?

-Sheldon:

Youhaveasarcasmsign?

-Leonard:

No,Idonothaveasarcasmsign.

-Sheldon:

Doyouwantsomecereal?

Ifeelsogoodtoday;I'mgoingtochoosefromthelow-fiberendoftheshelf.Hello,HoneyPuffs.

-Penny：

Sonofabitch!

-Leonard:

Penny'sup.

-Penny：

Yousickg