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千万别学英语普及版2B

Situation11Lunch

（Afterfourthperiod,studentsgetafiftyminutesbreakforlunch.Studentswho

havecarsoftendrivetorestaurantstoeatlunchoffcampus.）

Barry:

Kev,let'sgooffcampusforlunch.

Kevin:

Okay,wheredoyouwanttogo?

Barry:

HowaboutMcDonald's?

Kevin:

No,Ihadahamburgeryesterday.

Barry:

Okay.ThenhowaboutPizzaHut?

Kevin:

PizzaHutisfarfromhere?

Barry:

Yeah,butyouhaveacarsoit'snoproblem.

Kevin:

That'strue,butIdon'thavemuchgas.

Barry:

Youcanbuysome.

Kevin:

No,Ican't.

Barry:

Whynot?

Kevin:

BecauseIdon'thavemuchmoneyeither.

Barry:

Okay.Ifyoudrive,I'llbuythegasandthePizza.

Kevin:

Nowyou'retalking.Let'sgo.

（KevinandBarrygototheparkinglot,getintoKevin'scarandstartdriving

toPizzaHut.）

Barry:

Wow,whendidyoubuyaCDplayer?

Kevin:

Lastweek,itsoundsgreat.Whatdoyouwanttohear?

Barry:

Whatdoyouhave?

Kevin:

HowaboutMetallica?

Barry:

Cool.

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Situation12AtPizzaHut

（KevinandBarryarriveatPizzaHutandgetreadytoorder.）

Woman:

Hello,welcometoPizzaHut.MayItakeyourorder?

Kevin:

Barry,let'sgetamediumpizzaandeachorderonehalf,okay?

Barry:

That'ssoundgood.Iwantmyhalfwithsausage,onions,mushrooms,and

anchovies.

Kevin:

Anchovies?

!

Anchoviesstink.Howcanyoueatthosethings?

（ThewomanworkingatPizzaHutbecomesangrybecausetheyaremakingherwait

toolong.）

Woman:

Excuseme,butareyougoingtoorderthesecondhalfofyourpizza?

Barry:

Yeah,quittalkingabouthowbadmypizzaisandorderyourownhalf.

Kevin:

Iwill.Iwouldlikehamandpineapple.

Barry:

What?

Hamandpineapplearewayworsethananchovies.Whatareyou,

Hawaiian?

Kevin:

No,I'mfromCaliforniajustlikeyou.ButHawaiianpizzaisthebest.

Woman:

Wouldyoulikeanythingtodrinkwiththat?

Barry:

I'llhaveacoke.

Kevin:

I'lllikeawater.

（Thewomangetsthemtheirdrinks.）

Woman:

Hereyouare.Thatwillbeninedollarsandfifty-ninecents.

（Barrygivesthewomantendollars.）

Barry:

Hereyouare.

Woman:

Hereisyourchange,forty-onecents.Yournumberisthirteen.Please

findatableandIwillcallyournumberwhenyourpizzaisready.

Kevin:

Let'ssitbythewindow.

Barry:

Great.

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Situation13EnglishClass

（Afterlunch,KevinandBarrygotoEnglishClass.Todaytheirteacher,Mr.

Gomez,istalkingabouttheSATandgettingintoagoodcollegeoruniversityor

college.）

Gomez:

LadiesandGentlemen,todaywearenotgoingtostudyEnglish.

Kevin:

Cool.You'rethebest,Mr.G.

Gomez:

Don'tbetoohappy.Instead,IwanttotalktoyouabouttheSATand

educationafterhighschool.First,whocantellmewhatthelettersS-A-Tstand

for?

Lisa:

TheystandforScholasticAptitudeTest.

Gomez:

Verygood,Lisa.

Kevin:

IthoughttheystandforSchool'sAlwaysLousy.

Gomez:

Youareagoodstudent,Kevin.Youshouldn'thavesuchabadattitude.

Kevin:

Iknow,butIdon'tlikeschool.

Gomez:

ButyoulikeEnglish,don'tyou?

Kevin:

Yeah,butthat'sdifferent.Englishisfun.

Gomez:

Well,whatclassesdon'tyoulike?

Kevin:

IhateP.E.Theteacheristheworst.

Gomez:

Don'tworry.ThereisnoP.E.ontheSAT.Ihaveanotherquestion.Who

cantellmethedifferencebetweenacollegeandauniversity?

Kevin:

Youcanonlygotoacollegeforfouryears,butauniversityhas

graduateschoolssoyoucangothereforamaster'sordoctoraldegree.

Gomez:

Correct.Andwhataboutajuniorcollege?

Kevin:

Ajuniorcollegeisonlyfortwoyears.

Gomez:

Correctagain.AndKevin,don'tworryaboutP.E.Whenyougotoacollege

orauniversity,youwillchooseamajor,likeEnglishforexample,andyou

won'thavetotakemanyclassesthatyoudon'tlike.

Kevin:

Collegesoundsmuchfunnierthanhighschool.

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Situation14AtHome

（Afterschool,Kevingoeshometodropoffhisbooksbeforethefootballgame

andtheparty.Athomehismomaskshimabouthisday.）

Mom:

Kevin,whydon'tyoutellmeaboutyourday?

Kevin:

Mom,Ihadagreatdaytoday.

Mom:

Really?

Whydon'tyoutellmeaboutit?

Kevin:

Okay.First,IhadareallygoodtalkwithBarrythismorning.

Mom:

Really?

Whatdidyoutalkabout?

Kevin:

Nothingspecial,itwasjustgood.

Mom:

Well,that'sgreat.Whataboutschool?

Kevin:

Schoolwasgreattoo.ImetKarenandshesaidshewouldgototheparty

withmetonight.

Mom:

WhataboutBarry?

Ithoughtyouweregoingwithhim?

Kevin:

Iwas,butthenIdecidedtogowithKaren.

Mom:

Youshouldbecareful.Ifyoumakeapromise,youshouldkeepit.AndBarry

hasbeenyourfriendfortenyears,butyou'veonlyknownKarenalittlewhile.

Goodfriendsareveryimportant.

Kevin:

Iknow.Ifeelbad,but...

Mom:

Well,whatelsedidyoudotoday?

Kevin:

InEnglishclasswelearnedallaboutcollege.

Mom:

Ithoughtyousaidyouonlylikedrockmusicandyouweren'tgoingto

college.

Kevin:

Iknow,butmyEnglishteacher,Mr.Gomez,toldmehowcoolcollegewas

sonowI'mthinkingaboutgoing.

Mom:

That'swonderful.TellMr.Gomezthankyouforme.

Kevin:

Iwill.

Mom:

Oh,lookwhattimeitis.It'salmostfiveo'clock.Thenewswillbeon

televisionsoon.Let'swatchtogether.

（Kevinlooksdisappointed.）

Kevin:

DoIhaveto?

Mom:

Youdon'thaveto,butyoushould.

Kevin:

Okay.

Mom:

That'sagoodboy.

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Situation15TelevisionNews

（Kevin'smotherturnsonthetelevisiontogetreadytowatchthenews.）

Mom:

Kevin,bequietthenewsison.

Kevin:

Okay.

（Kevinsitsdownonthesofanexttohismother.Justthen,Kevin'ssister,

Mary,comeshome.Shecomesintothelivingroomandwatchesthenewstoo.）

Mary:

Mom,Idon'tknowwhyyoulikethenews.It'sthesameeveryday.Every

daythereissomecrime,fireandfloods.Thereisneveranygoodnews.

Mom:

Mary,bequiet.I'mtryingtowatchthis.Iknowthereissomebadnews,

butitisimportantthatweknowwhatishappeningintheworld.

Kevin:

Yeah,Mary,momisright.Itisimportantthatweknowabouttheworld.

Whyareyousostupid?

Mary:

Bequiet,Kevin.I'malotsmarterthanyouare.

Kevin:

No,you'renot.You'rejustolder,notsmarter.

Mom:

Youarebothsmart.Andyoubothhavetobequiet.Thenewsison.

Mary:

Okay,butcanwewatchsomethingelselater?

Mom:

Yes.Nowlet'sbequietandwatchthenews.

Kevin:

Don'tworryaboutme,mom.Iwon'tbehere.I'llbeatthegameandthe

party.ButMarywon't,she'stoougly.

Mary:

Shutup!

Mom:

Isaidbequiet,bothofyou.

Kevin:

I'mgoing.Bye,mom.

Mom:

Bye,Kevin.Remembertobehomebymid-night.

Kevin:

No,dadsaidIcouldcomehomeattwelve-thirty.

Mom:

Wellthen,behomebytwelve-thirty.YourfatherandIwillbewaiting.

Kevin:

Iwill.Byeagain.

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Situation16AttheFootballGame

（KevinandBarrymeetatthefootballgame.BarryisstillangryatKevinfor

notgivinghimaridetotheparty.）

Kevin:

Hey,Barry,whendidyougethere?

Barry:

Whydidyoucare?

Kevin:

Don'tbethatway.You'restillmybestfriendbutyouhavetounderstand

thatIloveKaren.

Barry:

Youreallyarecrazy.Ican'tbelievethatyoucanusethewordlove

aftertwoweeks.

Kevin:

I'veknownherforthereweeks.

Barry:

It'sthesamething.

Kevin:

Anyway,areyoualreadyforthepartytonight?

Barry:

Yep.Youknowme.I'malwaysreadytoplaysomerockandroll.Butwhydo

wehavetocometothisstupidfootballgame?

Kevin:

Toinvitealotofprettygirlstothepartytonight.

Barry:

Hey,that'sagoodidea.ButIthoughtyouwereinlovewithKaren.

Kevin:

Iam.Butthatdoesn'tmeanIcan'tlook.Besides,youmightmeetanice

girl.

Barry:

Isurehopeso.Ihaven'thadagirlfriendsincelastsummer.

Kevin:

AreyoutalkingaboutDana?

Barry:

Yes.Shewasbeautiful,wasn'tshe?

Kevin:

Shewasugly,shewasadog.Shewas...

（Barrygetsangryandinterrupts.）

Barry:

Stopit!

Ireallylikeher.

Kevin:

Sorry.Ijustthinkyouweretoogoodforher.

Barry:

That'sbecauseyou'remyfriend.

Kevin:

Hey,thegameisabouttostart.Let'sgositdowninthefront.

Barry:

Ithoughtyoudidn'tlikefootball.

Kevin:

Idon't.Butatthebeginningofthegamethecheerleadersjumpupand

down.

Barry:

Yeah,that'smyfavoritepartoffootballtoo.

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Situation17AttheParty1

（Afterthegame,KevinandBarrygototheparty.Theirbandplaysandeveryone

likesthemalot.Afterthebandisfinished,KarenwantstotalktoKevin.）

Karen:

Hi,Kevin.Youguyswerereallygood.Canyougooutsideandtalk.

（KevinwinksatBarry,holdsKaren'shand,andtakesheroutside.）

Kevin:

Whatdoyouwanttotalkabout,Karen?

Karen:

Well,Idon'tknowhowtotellyouthis.

Kevin:

Justsayit.

Karen:

Butit'sreallydifficult.

Kevin:

Youdon'thavetosayit.Iknow.Iloveyoutoo.

Karen:

No,that'snotit.IwanttotellIcan'tbeyou